raymond- is the most loving guy on earth, just seeing his smile makes me smile. he's the most loving, kind, caring, amazing boyfriend you'll ever meet. he makes you happy when you're sad. he makes you love him more and more each day you're with him. he'll bring the sun to your shine and the apple to you tree and the love to your heart. no other guy could could replace him in my heart. he's all a girl could ever need in her life! just knowing he's always gonna be yours forever, makes you believe in the love yall share.
i love that raymond!
by cilla babyy January 13, 2010
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Any of the ridiculous sayings a Raymond would come up with. Raymondisms are never actually funny, but because they were said by a Raymond, everyone automatically laughs.
1. "dude! so i was at Raymond's last night --" "-- omg ANOTHER Raymondism?"
2. douchefag
3. so you think you're cool? well you're NOT. YOU'RE DUMB.
4. don't you feel DUMB now?
5. mister COOOOL JAAYYYY
6. careful richARD. don't get HITHARD.
by ari_eloise November 15, 2010
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getting a turtle because Raymond has a small cock
its really cold rn I'm really raymonding these shorts
by SmartGuy March 8, 2019
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A person going for ‘a quick nap ’ at a house party after getting too wasted too quick
and ends up dissapearing the rest of the night. Especially at one‘s own birthday party.
Dude where did the birthday boy go?

He’s pulling a Raymond, maybe he wakes up when it’s half past 5 and we’re smoking the
last joint.
by kaolokoala April 27, 2019
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raymond is an average twink catboy. he appears in the game “animal crossing: new horizons”. he has many talents including rapping, and sewing. he is popular amongst both men and women, considering his good-looks and flirty nature.
i just got raymond on my island!!
by piss girl July 21, 2020
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a person who smokes weed white and with blue eyes
be cause raymond is my friend
by jseeus February 1, 2018
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A type of boy who is a complete slut and likes girls ranging from 13 to 30 in most cases. This type of guy is usually broke and a wannabe gold digger.
Damn dick see that foo tryin to get that girl drunk? He is such a raymond. He should just blaze it.
by Jazmin H October 8, 2007
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