piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining

Disbelieving response to an attempt to mislead, equivalent to: "pull the wool over my eyes"

You tell me that you've worked as an airline pilot and a surgeon, too? Go on ... you'd piss on my leg, and tell me it's raining.

by ursamel July 24, 2007

Vaginal Reasoning

1. Female "and gay male" use of reason, especially to form conclusions, inferences, or judgments.
2. the act or process of drawing conclusions from hearsay, shaky evidence, etc.

"Senator Barbra Boxer (D) used Vaginal Reasoning to decide which assault rifles to ban."

"Many gay men choose to buy Apple Computers after using Vaginal Reasoning to come to the conclusion that they are good computers.""

by BnutzBcrazy January 29, 2010

Raining Men

When you masturbate out an open window.

It was totally raining men last night when I saw your sister walking toward the house.

by harlodjordan December 6, 2009

it's raining guavas

1. full-on, unmitigated bullshit.
2. to be inundated with bullshit.
3. the act of being bullshat.

syn. - guavenous.

"I got hit with a blue shell, then two green shells, knocking me off the course on Wario Stadium -- then Lakitu put me back down on the course right onto a big banana, and then Baby Luigi's chain chomp knocked me off the course a SECOND time!! It's raining guavas!!! I'm never playing this game again!

by The Dandy April 10, 2004

Raining like a horse

Adj. When it's raining fiercly and consistently.

Hey Jimbo don't go outside.
Why not Limbo
It's raining like a horse out there!

by JacksonHursh January 7, 2012

Raivyning

Entering a relationship just to complain to someone and say you aren't single. They turn out to be a total slut.

Gillian was caught raivyning and was immediately broken up with

by awya November 1, 2013

raining like cats and dogs

A lot of rain or raining hard

Oh damn it's raining like cats and dogs outside

by zobna pasta December 17, 2016