racoon

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SMOL TRASHY BOI. THEY SNOOF. THE FLOOF WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

"woah bruv avert our eyes to that fellow over there"
"why big man"
"ITS A RACOON"
"HOW MAGESTIC"

by am i a boat?? March 2, 2021

nigga racoon

a person that will make you so hard to the point where all your pubes fall off and disintergrate in the air.

damn that girl must be a nigga racoon!!

by 2019boisdank October 13, 2019

racoonizer

A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.

girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer

by karinep05 June 15, 2009

racoon

n. Dedicated anti-covid crusader who always wears a mask even in circumstances where it makes no sense.

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Second month of solitary confinement and still masked? You are such a racoon.

by gnostic3 February 20, 2021

TTV Racoone

A lumberjack who gets a little too angry at VALORANT childs game and is a noob

Friend 1: Who is the best streamer on twitch?
Friend 2: IT'S MY MAN BLUD JIT WHO IS NOT TRIPPING TTV RACOONE!!! @THERACOONE ON TWITCH FOLLOW NOW!
Friend 1: Thank you bro this guy looks like a fucking lumberjack

by Jason M Grain August 3, 2023

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Ratchet Racoon

An ugly Math project and the fellow cousin of Rocket Racoon from the MCU

Yo I heard Ratchet Racoon was going to appear in the next MCU movie

by friendly neighborhood maman May 28, 2019