Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 04, 2021

Racoon giwrgos

Racoon giwrgos is the BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD fr

Racoon giwrgos is so hot
Can't disagree

by ZELEDAKI February 27, 2022

racoon play

someone who is sexually aroused by having sex in or around a dumpster

"yo, hes low-key into racoon play tho"

by mistwadumbstwa October 21, 2020

Racoon Slayer

1. An early morning toker throwing hands with the neighborhood racoon on the fire escape, for trying to steal a hit.

2. Someone that drop kicks racoons while high as fuck.

Bro, did you see that guy this morning on the fire escape? Man was a real Racoon Slayer

by Gidget68 September 22, 2022

cheese grater racoon

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.

'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."

by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025

racoonizer

A guy that makes love very well. After sex, the girl he was with has mascara all around the eyes, making her look like a racoon.

girl: Humm that was sooo good!

guy: I know.

girl: Oh look at me! My makeup has leaked so much. You're my racoonizer

by karinep05 June 16, 2009

Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins

Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins

by Ozwold February 09, 2022