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Racoon

Cum in a girls eyes so they rub them that hard they have red rings around them then put them outside to rummage in the bins
Just racooned my bird and now she’s in the bins
by Ozwold February 9, 2022
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Reverse Racoon

To bleach a black woman or man's anus, rectum, anal, butt hole white.
Dang Darnell you know what I'm saying, you feel me? My brother man, done went and got that Reverse Racoon! Now I can hit that target all night! Like a landing strip up in here!
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Ratchet Racoon

An ugly Math project and the fellow cousin of Rocket Racoon from the MCU
Yo I heard Ratchet Racoon was going to appear in the next MCU movie
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Racoon Kev

A rare spectacle can be seen if you are out late on a full moon in Leeds. Head to the back fields of the York Road & you’ll be in for an enlightening experience.

This is the hunting ground of Racoon Kev, hunting for the next poor sole to take up residence in his cavernous hole. You might have guessed by now.. his victim of choice is a racoon, racoons in the UK you say?? Yes it’s true they are here & they are queer.

Racoon Kev can be seen releasing his own ‘full moon’ to luring wild racoons out into the open. In the works of Kev himself ‘This is where the fun begins’. He waggles, wafts, swings, wobbles & gyrates his full moon mesmerising the wild creature, the lure is too strong & any which fixate on the hole are gone forever.

So it’s up to you.. the experience is there if you dare, but beware getting too close might also capture you in the moon lure!!
If visiting Leeds a great experience is to see Racoon Kev in action.
by TWSS TWHS May 22, 2023
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TTV Racoone

A lumberjack who gets a little too angry at VALORANT childs game and is a noob
Friend 1: Who is the best streamer on twitch?
Friend 2: IT'S MY MAN BLUD JIT WHO IS NOT TRIPPING TTV RACOONE!!! @THERACOONE ON TWITCH FOLLOW NOW!
Friend 1: Thank you bro this guy looks like a fucking lumberjack
by Jason M Grain August 3, 2023
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bald racoon

When you shave your balls and your pubes off and it makes your dick look like a bald raccoon
My friend Joe got a bald racoon and he regrets it
by Glizzy mastsr February 5, 2022
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cheese grater racoon

A disturbing peice of content that got some zoophilias exposed in the furry community. A racoon that did something with a cheese grater. The racoon got a cheese grater stuck up it's butt, a person was pulling out the cheese grater. Gore is an understatement.
'Did you hear about the cheese grater incident?' "Oh, you mean cheese grater racoon, unfortunately, yes."
by Purple Demi venison January 16, 2025
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