I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate

I really don't think I'd like to do that.

Would you like to watch dancing with the stars? "I'd rather watch 2 ants fornicate"

by Quackers12345 December 12, 2010

I would rather _____ than _____

An insult that just shows you utterly hate something, or someone.

I would rather have my testicles and penis ripped out, have remote mines placed in the newly formed holes in my genital regions, and have the mines detonated than spend the rest of my life in Alabama.

by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

Rotherham

Rotherham is the capital of South Yorkshire, England.
It is by far the best and cleanest of all Cities, Towns and Villages in South Yorkshire. Ruled By Kings Barry & Paul Chuckle many other famous also come from this amazing place incuding the amazing David Seaman (Englands Best ever Goalkeeper & once owner of the worlds best ponytail).
Like everywhere in the world it has its Shitholes like Maltby, Canklow & Rawmarsh, but mostly its amazing.

"To Me, To You...Oh dear, Oh dear"

King's Barry & Paul Chuckle of Rotherham

by Lord Gareth October 2, 2011

id rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6

A millitary saying that means...you would rather accidently kill a civilian then the chance that it is not a civilian and he kills u..
so that way u go to court and get judged to see if u get jail time..
instead of going home in a body bag carried by your fellow soilders

soilder: that man has a wepon im going to take him down!

liberal fagot: no u cant he hasent shot at u yet! we have to wait for him to shoot and then u can engage in action.

soilder: wtf he has a wepon and its pointed in our direction! if he shoots at us 1 of us might get hit and die!

liberal fagot: thats a chance we have to take!

soilder: what the fuck ever id rather be judged by 12 then carried by 6
(bang bang)

liberal fagot: no i cant bealive u killed him without him killin 1 of us first!

by Nathan Davis November 5, 2007

Stinky Rutherford

Stinky Rutherford-n-1.Another word for fart,gas,or poot
2.A piece of crap

"Geez bro, did you just drop a Stinky Rutherford?"

by Justin McEntyre August 30, 2006

I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)

Bitch:"Oh bite me"

Urban Dictionary User: "I would rather lick the floor"

by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009

Happy Rotter

Much easier to type than Harry Potter.

Describes what the main character becomes after The Order of The Phoenix when he is overcome by teenage angst and snaps at all his friends.

When I was seventeen, I was not as bitchy as Happy Rotter was. It's only been a year or two.

/angst angst angst

by ze wondermildred~ December 20, 2008