Roger 

Someone who is an everyday normal motherfucker who rides a GOAT

What can I say? I'm a Roger and I enjoy riding Goats

Roger by SkyeDiamonds September 7, 2022

roger 

1. roger that
2. a guy that lacks brain cells
3. sexually explicit boy with girl voice changers
4. husband of helen

Roger: "kid can u marry me"
Helen: "but i thought ur gay"

roger by average discord mod June 14, 2023

Roger 

Someone who has lived a hard life has struggled with physical illnesses that can mean a matter of life and death but is still really relaxed the majority of the time and nice and empathetic and caring to every person he comes across (we’ll almost every person he comes across)

This guy roger doesn’t get angry that quickly like he doesn’t get tired of people doing bad things to him but do you feel bad that he has lived a hard life or you don’t feel bad for him can you believe that he lived such a hard life but he is so nice to everyone he sees that must be really hard to do don’t you think I can’t believe he can do that

Roger by Revampedagain July 11, 2023

Roger 

A complete dickhead who nit picks everything and offers unsolicited asshole comments at inappropriate times.

Why do you have to be such a Roger? Don't be such a Roger!

Roger by Lgrzy January 23, 2024

Roger 

People will most of the time say he's nice or good-looking when in reality they're an asshole.

Her (oblivious): I wish more people could be like Roger...
Him (knows): You sure?

Roger by nohandleneeded15 February 2, 2024

roger 

Someone who said "Roger" to a request but never complete the request.

Someone who can't prioritize work/life and therefore cause a series of mistakes/inconvenience to people around.

A: Can you pay the bill?

B: Roger!

C: have you paid? "Roger"?

roger by Quankid June 14, 2024

Roger 

(also stylized as 'Rodger'.) is my pet snake. he is cute. he is friendly. rodger does not bite.

let's go play with roger!

Roger by TheFinnMann999 March 19, 2025