Reply Stutter

To wait at least a minute before giving a minimal response to a message in order to discourage conversation. Used to avoid the guilt of completely ignoring a person.

Man 1 (9:00): Sup?
Man 2 (9:08): Sitting around.
Man 1 (9:08): Same here.
Man 1 logged off (9:12)

Man 2 thinking: thank god that reply stutter worked so quickly

by SmithGroup January 25, 2011

Reply-Small

Intentional single-reply to a mass email.

Dude, how about a reply-small next time? My Mom doesn't need to know about your herpes.

by CaptEggo July 7, 2010

post my reply

to tell/text someone (preferable on youtube or in a conversation) that you alredy know my answer so, yea "post my reply"

some guy: dude haily and jeff are at the lovers arcade together, there dateing? averege joe: dude "post my reply" seriously. -_-

by Darkworrior assassin October 30, 2010

insta-reply

when on nex, facebook, instant messenger or anything of that sort you reply to a msg and they reply back instaniously.(ex, you send it, click to refresh page and their reply is waiting for you. creepy. i know)

it oftens gives the impression that they are just sitting there refreshing the page waiting for you to reply.

woaaah, erin just insta-replied. what a loser.

omg, k insta-reply.like get a life.

by --devan** December 27, 2007

Situationally reply

When one use's time to his advantage and waits for the perfect time to reply in a group text.

Me: witty comeback
Weezy: Why you always just situationally reply...it's bulls**t bro!

by CoreyGill January 10, 2015

Charity Replies

When on an online dating site or app, Charity Replies are when you start chatting with someone who otherwise does not find you attractive, but for some reason continues to reply feeling some sort of obligation. This usually results in ghosting or the friendly fade.

I was talking to this guy on POF. He obviously had no interest in me and was just giving me charity replies cause they were always just one word answers and he wouldn't reply for hours at a time. I can see when he's been online! Then one day he just kind of vanished...

by Tang June 29, 2016

eyelids-lift reply

Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.

Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.

by QuacksO November 22, 2018