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redwings

(1) The status earned by one who has completed the act of cunnilingus upon a menstruating woman; (2) the status conferred by a menstruating woman upon a sexual partner who has performed cunnilingus upon her; (3) the appearance resembling that of a small bird's wings given by the wearing of menstrual blood upon the lips and face of one who has just completed the performance of cunnilingus upon a menstruating woman, considered to be evidence of having performed a sexual act of an extreme intimate nature.
(1) Mike earned his redwings last night when he ate Jen's bleeding pussy; (2) Jen gave Mike his redwings last night after he ate Jen's bleeding cunt; (3) Mike had redwings on his face when he removed his head from deep between Jen's spread legs.
by Diane W. June 17, 2008
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drunk reading

when you come home after a long night of drinking and you want to continue reading that novel you've been working on so you start reading. you read profusely, continuously telling yourself you're sober enough to read and that you will remember this in the morning.
the other night will and nadine went out to do some drinking, when they got home they figured they would do some light reading. they both read for a while telling themselves they would remember it in the morning when in FACT THEY WERE drunk reading.
by DA (drunkreader anonymous) January 19, 2008
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readingasm

readingasm (ree-ding-gaz-uhm)
-noun
1. the heightened physical and emotional sensation experienced while watching Nirvana: Live at Reading
2. a similar point of intensity or excitement from other Nirvana entertainment

-verb
1. to have a readingasm
watching the entire MTV Unplugged special is sure to produce multiple readingasms
by Lily_of_Geeks November 3, 2009
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popcorn reading

Popcorn reading.

The horrifying technique of a teacher calling on students hands raised or not.
Mrs. Skate kept popcorn reading on all the students enjoying our pain.
by Oco Alexandras November 24, 2017
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Fun Rodding

A new kind of custom game for Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne. In this custom game, players insert long glass rods into their urethrae until one player yields. Play continues until all are eliminated except one. It's called "Fun Rodding" because it's fun.
"Hey, Jimmy, wanna go Fun Rodding later tonight?"
"Sure, Bruce, only if you let me play as the Night Elves!"
by Mattagoo April 11, 2005
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Summer reading

A horrible thing that teachers inflict upon us to make summer bad.
my teacher assigned us summer reading... and now i cant go anywhere!
by skydnee July 4, 2008
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Person reading this

Sup person reading this hows it going today?
Retard 1: Hey person reading this!
Retarded no life: How's it going?
by Autistic Dog April 29, 2019
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