In order to perform a quigley one must first be a proud American.
To perform a "Quigley" is to lay prone on a flat surface like a bed or floor, and shit.
Once you have proudley shidded you must then push yourself backwards across the floor and over your proud shid making sure to cover yourself in the shid until eventually getting to your mouth where you will then proudly eat whatever is left of your shid.
To perform a "Quigley" is to lay prone on a flat surface like a bed or floor, and shit.
Once you have proudley shidded you must then push yourself backwards across the floor and over your proud shid making sure to cover yourself in the shid until eventually getting to your mouth where you will then proudly eat whatever is left of your shid.
"Hey that proud American over there just won't let up telling everyone how inferior they are for not doing everything exactly the same as America. I bet he quigley's himself at night"
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Get the quigleypuff mug.Quigley is the term used describe a man who gets in to relationships with single mums so they can have access to their young children. bringing them up as their own then just before a 16th birthday sleeps with them. quigley's are also very family orientated but only with their own family thankfully as they would not look out of place in the wrong turn movies. The word Quigley is a ancient word derived from the word Quim & was first used in Greek mythology to describe the female reproductive organ .quigley's also have an unhealthy obsession with dairylea triangles they like to keep them under their foreskin as they believe the advert of the early 90s which used to say kids will do anything for dairylea
John you're one ugly cunt how have you managed to Quigley so many single mums on are housing estate ..John...dairylea my friend dairylea
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