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Quarantine Quaff

Quarantine Quaff- (n) 1. A hairstyle resulting from salon neglect caused by coronavirus isolation. 2. Similar to the messy teacher bun but, with roots showing and pertaining to anyone with hair shoulder length or longer.
Oh my God, Karen, your quarantine quaff is so boufo!
by Shanksgiven March 31, 2020
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Quarantine Bae

When you get in a relation ship during quarantine (COVID-19) for the duration of the quarantine and after it’s over you guys break up
Quarantine is over now I guess you can’t be my quarantine bae no more
by Fly samurai April 5, 2020
mugGet the Quarantine Baemug.

Planetary Quarantine

The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine
by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021
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quarantine buddy

Someone who occupies your time during the COVID-19 quarantine. (Also see friends with benefits, fuck buddy, could also be just a friend. Really what ever you want it to mean)
Want to be my quarantine buddy? Don’t make me spend this time alone.
by Taybo93 November 15, 2020
mugGet the quarantine buddymug.

quarantine boredom

the state of feeling so bored that you create new things to do in your house like sitting on your TV and watching your couch for a few hours just to mix things up a bit
People have been isolated in their homes for so long that they're starting to act strange. Our research shows that some of them have gone insane and the rest have severe quarantine boredom.
by Recovery Nerd April 9, 2020
mugGet the quarantine boredommug.

Quarantine radio

A livestream started by Canadian rapper Tory Lanez during the 2020 Corona pandemic.
"Drop peach and milk emojis to be featured on QUARANTINE RADIO"
by 901drive April 10, 2020
mugGet the Quarantine radiomug.

Quarantine Karen

That one nosy neighbor who has nothing better to do than snitching on their neighbors who sneak out to go walk their dog.
Cindy called the cops on me because I took Fido out for a walk, she’s such a Quarantine Karen.
by Ebuko April 7, 2020
mugGet the Quarantine Karenmug.

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