quacker

When one has to defecate but does not make it to the toilet in time and soils their pants.

Hey Eric remember that time you took a jump on your snowboard, with a a turtle-head, and shit yourself.- To pull a quacker.

by You wanted to fight me January 13, 2010

Quacker

Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.

Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.

Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.

Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!

Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.

by Vernon Livingstone December 13, 2012

quackadeeznuts

Is a stupid b1tch.

You remind me of quackadeeznuts! they copied quackondeeznuts.

by avani.is.queen. September 20, 2021

Quackenbushed

A homemade solution that works perfectly fine, but gives zero regard to aesthetics.

That light fixture is really Quackenbushed.

by rat_pizza November 21, 2021

quacker

A white or light-skinned duck.

All the geese call the ducks quackers.

Geese: Those mothafuckin quackers are so gay.

Ducks: Yo shut the fuck up niggas.

by LICKMYDIRTYARROW November 28, 2012

Quackers

Way better than, of more importance.

"Dude that guy kicks ass! Yeah he's a quackers!"

by gyouall2676aio2 March 10, 2008

quackery

Similar to fuckery. On a much larger scale dealing with morals, values and the bottom line, quackery is fuckery but infinitely worse.

Vannessia: The quackery has got to stop!
Victorea: I know, right! Have you guys seen the signs that have been popping up in local parks?
William: Dude, I have! They all give detailed info about why you shouldn't feed the ducks!
Bianca: Well, we should still go look at the ducks and hang out with them because they are just so cute and innocent.
Micheal: I totally agree, we will still hang out with the ducks. We just can't feed them.

by PineappleJuice March 24, 2015