sling pigeon

A United States Army colloquialism used to deflect attention from one's chronic inability to grasp simple concepts.

"I apologize for being educated! No wait - I don't. ... I'm from Alabama I can sling pigeon with the best of them!"

by SPC Mateo January 23, 2009

wounded pigeon

where you hire a hooker and then break her arm and force her to masturbate you. making the action of a "wounded pigeon"

by heling November 4, 2003

pigeon pancake

A flat, pancake-like, organic road formation caused by repeatedly driving over a pigeon carcass.

Hey remember that pigeon I ran over yesterday? I just saw the pigeon pancake on the road as I drove by.

by MikeMcWorkhardster November 11, 2009

pigeon haircut

a person who gets a new hair cut and he looks like a pigeon

pigeon haircut- hey guys. like my new do?
person- no! you look like your pigeon!
pigeon haircut- SHUT YOUR MOUTH!
person- HAHA your a pigeon haircut!

by thegingeryone March 27, 2010

Pigeon Necklace

Masturbating on top of a tall building and shooting your load over the side onto pedestrians below.

Vic's Pigeon Necklace distribution is fastly becoming legend in the downtown metro area. Steer clear of 4th and Taylor!

by Adumbford November 4, 2014

pigeon architect

A software architect who swoops in, deposits a mess, and flies away leaving the development team to clean up.

The company's new pigeon architect just shat on my project.

by clipper678 March 22, 2017

pigeon park

Where sad emos hang out and sit on graves listening to My Chemical Romance in Birmingham city centre.

Emo: omg can't believe My Chemical Romance broke up, I'm so depressed. This is why my eyeliner is so smudged bru

Chav: dude you so emo you sit in pigeon park and slit your wrists

by I'm not o fucking Kay July 25, 2017