Ponk

The combination between the words "pony" and "pink" (refers to the My Little Pony character, Pinkie Pie)

"The Ponk has really made me smile and brightened my day!"

by PinkGloryMLP January 23, 2023

phonky

Messed up, worn out, second class, of little value.

Man where'd you get that phonky haircut?

by real123 July 12, 2006

plonk

rhyming slang for cheap white wine.

bottle of blanc (white) = plonk

bring some plonk.
bring a bottle of plonk.

by cat rose of October 19, 2007

plonker

a willy! or a dopey person

rodney u plonker!

by deepcoveruk February 3, 2003

PoonKing

A person who is so smooth in his/her approach to women that they are simply sitting on the throne of poon, also known as the 'poonchair'

This term can easily be used sarcastically to people who are the complete opposite.

e.g. "whoa man you're totally the PoonKing"

by Weirded Out Girls Everywhere May 6, 2009

Amiga Pronky wat mut jim godverdomme hier in liwadden

Typically used to express a political view concerning the rapid change of the climate.

Must is sien hé, sitte met hun groate buken, binne krekt dútsers. Amiga Pronky wat mut jim godverdomme hier in liwadden. Steltsje opvreterds. Ja film my mar skop alle 5 de harses in.

by Teuben March 17, 2023

Plonkey

An unfortunate animal. This poor creature appears to be the result of some very peculiar genetic affiliations between an eccentric plattypus, hell bent on assimilating every other species and it's third victim, the donkey. The plight of the donkey as a species is now assured. The plattypus became a demented sexual fiend when it was spawned after the "original" beaver raped a duck.

"Shit what the shit is that humping your leg dude?"
"holy fucking jesusonapopcicle, thats a fuckin Plonkey"
"Your mama was a plonkiphile, you demented freak"
"That fucking beaver"

by sufhlke December 12, 2008