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pussy whipped 

When you lose your sense of booty booty booty and have one-itis. When you don't help out your friends and only spend too much time and money on a female.
MIKAL, drove down 5 hours just to make sure his "girlfriend" didn't have lunch with one of his "friends". He is so pussy whipped that he doesn't trust his old friend and he spends so much money on her, like cars and buying every little thing she needs (i.e. rent, food money). This all happened after he slept in a barn with a cow for 3 years (and she cheated on him with some whiskey dick).
pussy whipped by Harold Lee February 14, 2008

pussy whipped 

When a man ditches his buddies to be with his girl in hopes of getting laid.
Look at him leaving already. He's so pussy whipped.
pussy whipped by thePINKlife December 15, 2008

pussy whipped 

Failure to produce your testicles during male defining times, like inviting your wife out on guys night out.
Mick says "If we are going to have the celebration at Globe...on a Thursday night...can we open it up a little and call it "Wives-Optional but no kids"...? Not that she wants to hear me talk about softball anymore, but I'd feel better if I invited her and THEN she called me an idiot and refused to come along...." Translation, "I am a pussy whipped biaaccchhh"
pussy whipped by Big Dog55 October 8, 2005

pussy whipped 

The act of opening one's Nascar Fantasy league to wives, female friends, girlfriends/wives of male friends. Completely subjugating all desire, urge and instinct to speak manly thoughts amongst brethren. Crisis of identity usually resulting in an inability to dress one's self and sitting down when pissing. See also nancy-boy and girly-man
"Did you hear about Andrew? He can't come out for a beer because he's at home watching TIVO'd episodes of Grey's Anatomy." "That guy is so pussy whipped I bet his taint has Tampon dents"
pussy whipped by Johnnycat December 14, 2008

pussy whipped 

Look up Seizure

can also be when your grl has you by the balls
Zack's good arm is pussy whipped to jerk
pussy whipped by Greg Romano November 29, 2004

pussy whipped 

This is a true friend raper it will reape you of your friends
Luke Luciano is truely pussy whipped be a female by the name of Amber B.
pussy whipped by Kyle Rogers March 18, 2005