Pre-Game Purgatory

When you pre-game to go to the bars, but everyone gets so intoxicated at the pre-game you can’t get everyone out the door.

“Were the bars busy last night?”

“I don’t know man, I got stuck in pre-game purgatory when I went to Chad’s.”

by JBeez__ April 14, 2020

Facebook Friend Request Purgatory

the act of neither confirming nor ignoring friend requests of those that I full well know and remember, but who have thrown me even the SLIGHTEST bit of shade in the past. I instead leave them to linger for days, weeks and sometimes a full month in 'friend request purgatory'--for punishment... and purification--before finally accepting their requests and welcoming them into "heaven" (i.e. my friend list)

Did your ex boyfriend friend request you? He's on Facebook now.

Yes girl, I have him locked away in Facebook friend request purgatory, to give him time to think about his choices and hopefully make better ones in the future.

by mskimisfierce May 13, 2010

Game Pigeon Purgatory

When you’re playing any Game Pigeon game (usually Crazy 8) with your friends and one of them leaves or turns their phone off, meaning they cannot complete their turn and you or your friends are trapped in an endless purgatory where nobody can move on to their turn because it cannot become their turn.

The only way to exit this Game Pigeon purgatory is to quit and make a new game, excluding the previously absent player.

Person #1: Wait, why isn’t Lauren going? It’s her turn.
Person #2: She turned her phone off. Nobody else can play now. Guess we’re trapped in a Game Pigeon Purgatory.
Person #1: Fuck Lauren

by muckslushie December 19, 2023

PURGATORY

It's a place where you are are good enough not to go to hell but bad enough to not be accepted into heaven. Purgatory is like a resort for sinners that have good intentions. It has luxury rooms with an ocean view. Outside the room is a mall, a casino, dance clubs, cigar bars, and strip clubs that allow you to have sex with the stippers. You can take your favorite Hoe back to your room if you like. In fact, it is encouraged.

Michael went to Purgatory and he can fuck all the strippers and smoke as many cigars that he wants. Wow! Michael is awesome! He is the sexiest man in Purgatory!

by ThePunisher401 September 16, 2025

Weather purgatory

When the weather is obnoxiously terrible or stagnant for an extended period of time with no change in sight.

Ugh. This weather purgatory in Sydney has been going for almost a year. When will this end?!

by epiwonk May 17, 2022

Purgatory

When a trap sends you nudes and you have mixed feelings about it, often mixes of happiness and anger.

Man 1: dude I got nudes last night, but turns out she was a dude.
Man 2: you got nudes from a trap?!
Man 1: yeah, I'm happy I got them but angry I got trapped.

Man 2: next level purgatory bro.

by CryoGeneric May 4, 2018

Purgatory

It's that place between life and death, depending upon how quickly you die is how long you stay in there. It is where you are between lives and can see the future and are still in the past. Just waiting to pass into the future, but you want to hold on to the Past.

My grandma was in purgatory for about a week before she passed on. She could see us hear us and correspond with us, yet she could see here and correspond with those that had passed before her. She was in between worlds, just waiting for everyone here on Earth to be okay for her to pass on. And when she did, there was no communication with us, it was just the afterlife. I saw her talking to her husband, who had past 3 years prior. I heard her talking to my father who had passed 23 years prior. She was in between worlds, and she didn't know where she belonged. It just took the final cousin coming home to say goodbye before she could truly leave us and pass on.

by KB98391 October 1, 2017