out of your cotton-picking mind

A condition where you are not thinking properly. Not in your normal state, not working with your normal faculties. Out of your gourd, feeling crazy enough to do something you would never normally do. Generally considered to be related to the odd behavior of heat stroke victims or victims of exhaustion, conditions that people who would pick cotton for a living in very hot or very stressful conditions might end up suffering.

"What did you do THAT for? Are you out of your cotton-picking mind?"

"He's babbling like an idiot, like he's out of his cotton-picking mind."

by Nightowl223 May 20, 2016

picking up what you're putting down

Understanding what the person is saying. Reaching an agreement.

"Do you understand?"
"Yes"
"Are you picking up what I'm puttting down"

by david and cyndi April 8, 2003

packing schmeat

Having a massive dick

That dude pissing in the urinal over there is packing schmeat

by Bigboy6928 June 28, 2019

pucker factor

A term used to describe the tightness of your sphincter following a close call. Some as yet unidentified factors are high enough to cause discomfort as you must take an appreciable amount of time to remove from your butt that what you were sitting on.

Almost laying down my bike around that corner had a pucker factor of 7.

by tradesman June 9, 2003

packing heat

Having a concealed firearm for protection or to carry out violence.

"Don't come to Brick City, unless yo' packing heat."

by Diego August 31, 2003

packing squirrels

The unkempt hair that sticks out around a girls underwear.

That girl was hot, until she pulled down her pants and i saw she was packing squirrels

by russ e July 30, 2006

packing

A massive, long penis that is obvious even with loose/baggy clothing. Also impossible to fit into jeans.

HEY DID YOU SEE THAT? GOOD GOD! THAT BASS PLAYER IS REALLY GOOD, BUT HE IS MAXIMALLY PACKING HE IS SO SEXY I CANT HEAR THE CONCERT!

by GUTME September 19, 2009