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Straight Pruning

Straight Pruning. (Strait prunin) Noun.
Getting too many blowjobs resulting in the prune skin commonly occuring when bathing for too long occuring on ones nether regions.
Jack says to Tom "hey man what's happening down there, looking quite soft down there these days?"
Tom says "you know how it is, straight pruning."
by Robsan January 15, 2017
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pruned

To be "entered" by an older man with a pruney penis
"Man, another prostitute just admitted to having sex with Charlie Sheen!"
Dude, she got pruned!
by CatholicSchoolGirl11 December 17, 2010
mugGet the prunedmug.

Prune-Tang

Prune-tang is the 2nd to last stage for good looking women. They are over the age of 60 but still looking good and in shape. Way past cougar but not quite to Geri-tang which is an attractive women over the age of 75.
Prune-tang Geri-tang
by flax64 March 17, 2010
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prune picker

A Montana slang term for someone from California. Used in a derogatory sense. Many people from California do not know that Prunes are dried plums. You pick a plum.
We saw him in the bar with his new Stetson. We knew he was a Prune Picker because we saw him get out of the Lear at the Bozeman airport.
mugGet the prune pickermug.

prune juice

Common gaming slang for 'owned you'. Originated from 'pwned j00'.
*After killing someone in runescape*
Hahahaha...I prune juice!!!!!111
by Flash0110&606480 August 9, 2006
mugGet the prune juicemug.

prune packer

When a person “jams” a prune in their butt and then gets fuck in the ass making anal jelly.
Chad likes jelly sandwiches so he gangs out with Alex because he’s such a prune packer.
by Skiddy1 July 18, 2018
mugGet the prune packermug.

Prune-Smoothie

The act of shoving prunes into a partners anus then penetrating the anus with your member until ejaculation, after which the partner pushes out the contents into another partners mouth where they chew into a smoothie like substance then spits it back into your mouth. Where you then consume the substance.
"I'm really looking forward to my prune-smoothie after work with my boss and his wife."
by Sexual Horsemen January 14, 2015
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