PROTIP

The second Dan and Phil Crafts meme, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) comment "PROTIP" on every video and website on the internet, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their second April Fool's Day video prank on DanandPhilCRAFTS.

"I'm going to use red glitter"
"PROTIP"
"I'm going to unsheathe my glue stick"
"PROTIP"

by itsmebella June 27, 2016

Protik

Just a nice bloke . Very kind. Supportive

Look its protik .

by Quackquackmandema November 9, 2019

protein shake

A sexual act in which one person shoots jizz (a protein shot) into the other's mouth and then shake their head vigorously.

Gwen: "Let's get out of here and grab a beer."
Richard: "Are you insane? You know my midterm and finals ritual. I study til 11, 9 solid hours of sleep, protein shake in the morning."
(from 'Van Wilder')

by Nick D February 26, 2004

protein stain

Spermatozoa that has dried on a fabric or carpet or anything else.

"Damn when my wife sees all the protein stains on our new bed she'll know I've been fuckin' around'

by WILFONG June 11, 2003

Whey Protein

What poor mother fuckers drink when they dont have Ultra Peptide 2.0.

Jason: Whey protein.... what poor mother fuckers drink when they don't have Ultra Peptide 2.0.
DaveMan: Word
Jason: Shit sucks. Sucks donkey cock. I think it was designed for girls.

by GoodJobDaveMan January 3, 2010

protein milkshake

The semen a woman swallows after a dude cums.

After Melissa jerked off John, Brenda proceeded to guzzle down his protein milkshake.

by Senior Winces April 16, 2005

protein kiss

A slang term for fellatio. The giver may or may not swallow.

Melissa gave Daniel a mind blowing protein kiss for her birthday.

by sas517 July 24, 2011