Proactive Abandon

The act of leaving an event early. (i.e. work, school, etc.) A positive sarcastic term for a negative "get you in trouble" act.

It's Friday, it's 4:00 pm, and I think I'll practice a little "proactive abandon" and roll on up outta here.

by Ret Tihsllub June 16, 2010

Projectile Menstruation

1. A condition a female endures as she nears menopause. The uterus violently and unexpectly expels the endometrial lining and large clots of blood overflow two super plus tampons AND a maxi pad every hour.
2. A term used by women in peri-menopause when their period is so overwhelming that you soak your clothes, socks, shoes and possibly the carpet.
3. Result of the condition "Adenomyosis"
4. Any menstrual flow where blood overwhelms any feminine product, usually in the form of large clots, and anything you are wearing, sitting on or standing on might be ruined.

"I'll never wear white pants again due to projectile menstruation."
"I know, I can't wait for menopause."

by AnitaSpanking May 27, 2015

projectile laugh

making someone laugh so hard they vomit from the physical exertion

Cort laughed so hard, she projectile laughed onto her shirt and had to change it.

by GammaK July 9, 2016

Proactive

Pro•active

Being fucking active

I'm a proactive stoner

by Proactive stoner November 27, 2018

Projectile nut disease

When you instantly and can't control it and unnamed person gets big sad

BEN HAS PROJECTILE NUT DISEASE

by Big chinchilla dad April 3, 2019

Projectile Cum

When you masturbate so much that cum shoots everywhere, even to china.

Daddy chill you're projectile cumming every where

by BigDaddy_69_420 December 4, 2020

Projectile cumming

When you cum as far as you can.

"I've been drinking a lot of water and preparing to beat my personal distance record in projectile cumming"

by Megawreckindaddyhitler May 8, 2021