by maaaaaaadddie January 25, 2022
Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
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by bald martin the god February 28, 2020
Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.
I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.
by Valiant Chinchilla January 23, 2014
A person who is addicted to gadgets, hacks, websites, and tools that could — in theory — make life more productive.
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