Squat Product

an alias for crap, poopy, shit, or doo doo.
Man1: OMG DUDE!!!! I gotta go to the bathroom! AHHHHH!!!!!!(RUNS TO BATHROOM)
Man 2: You okay bro??
Man1: Yeah dude, i just left the biggest squat product EVER!!!!
by Z-unit & friends October 19, 2006
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cloud productiveness

Being productive by blowing clouds excessively via Vape
Girl: what are you up to?
Boy: vaping
Girl: very productive I see
Boy : yeah, cloud productiveness
by Cloudygirl December 27, 2018
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poloneel productions

I wish i was as good as poloneel productions
by bald martin the god February 28, 2020
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Productive procrastination

Productive procrastination is efficiently accomplishing everything except for the thing that you most need to do.
I need to write this term paper but before I get started on that I should work out, go grocery shopping, do the laundry, do my readings for the week, and check Facebook... Productive procrastination.
by Valiant Chinchilla January 23, 2014
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Productivity Addict

A person who is addicted to gadgets, hacks, websites, and tools that could — in theory — make life more productive.
Kevin Rose is such a productivity addict, he owns so many gadgets and reads too many blogs.
by hackaddict November 27, 2008
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end product

"She took a load of my end product right up the harris!" boasted Malcolm.
by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 02, 2008
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