Productive

Something you are clearly not.

If you were really productive, you would not be searching the definition of the word in urban dictionary

by GrilledGoat May 7, 2021

Pussy Productivity

A measure of one's sexual encounters in a given time frame.

Frenchie: Dude, since you've grown out the long locks the ladies have been flocking.

Blitz: Yea bra, my PUSSY PRODUCTIVITY has really skyrocketed.

by jjt009 February 27, 2011

product of the devil

Street/slum slang for cocaine/heroin.

"From adolescence, to my early teens, thought we was gonna die
Sellin dope to all the fiends, at times I wanna cry
And still, we try to change the past, in vain
Never knowin if this game'll last, feelin ashamed
of cocaine, the product of the devil, am I sellin my soul?"

-Tupac Shakur, "Hell 4 a hustler"

by outofstreets December 31, 2008

semi-productive procrastination

(noun) When you're doing work that's not the work you should be doing, but instead of just procrastinating you're being semi-productive and doing something that's not really important but still relates to your task.

also: (verb) to semi-productively procrastinate

Similar to pro-crastination, but not nearly as productive. Different in that semi-productive procrastination is still about what you should be doing, and can actually lead to what you should be doing.

Similar to productive procrastination, but different in that when you semi-productively procrastinate, what you're doing still relates a little to what you SHOULD be doing but just isn't it.

kid 1: "Hey are you working on that soc. paper due tomorrow?"
kid 2: "Kinda. I've spent the last hour making an outline for what we're supposed to be writing about."
kid 1: "He didn't ask for an outline."
kid 2: "Yeah I know. I'm semi-productively procrastinating."

parent: "Stop procrastinating on your book report!"
kid: "It's not procrastination -- I'm just reading the book first and then answering the questions."
parent: "Instead of answering as you read?"
kid: "It's SEMI-PRODUCTIVE procrastination."

by LivingIt September 22, 2010

Profucktive

To be proactive or productive in an area that is of no use

To pursue the hobbie/career of being a skater is a profucktive use of time

by Jodi Bullet May 15, 2008

Cousins' Productions

A guy that helps people homebrew their Wii. he has also done a thumb reveal as his hyped up friends don't really care. He used to be popular, but now he's in a lower tier than my battle pass on fortnite. he is the only person that can help you on your wii. i think maybe he is a simp though, and maybe he likes anime i dont know. i just watch his streams

"Oh, Do you know who Cousins' Productions is?"
"Yeah, he helped me homebrew my Wii!"
"He's a dead youtuber now"
"Oh dang it, I had a crush on him!"

by Person Impersonator July 27, 2020

Mr. Producer something

Cause (a particular result or situation) to happen or exist, usually on a live stream.
Used mainly by Andrew Tate on stream to show particular content to the viewers

Let me Mr. Producer something real quick!

by rrainy June 14, 2023