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The Art of Procrastination

1. The art of mastering procrastination.

2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.

Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
1. This is an example of a shitty definition of the Art of Procrastination. (lol?)

2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
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procrastinatory

Of or relating to procrastination; describes someone in the act of postponing the fulfillment of a requirement because of lazy or selfish reasons.
Instead of doing the 5 hours worth of homework assigned as soon as she got home from school, Stephanie was procrastinatory and surfed the web until midnight.
by G. Thomas March 27, 2007
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procrastinatey

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be
On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey
by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013
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Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)
by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017
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Procrastinativity

pro·cras·ti·na·tiv·i·ty (proh-kras-tuh-nuh-tiv-i-tee) -noun

1. The inciting act of procrastination that gives birth to further procrastination.
2. That which college students everywhere participate in when reports are coming due.
So I was reviewing some background information on Wikipedia this morning, then I had a procrastinativity moment when I saw a related link to a completely unrelated topic that was nonetheless relevant to my interests. Several hours later I realized that I had to leave for class, without having done any actual work.
by Mattoco May 21, 2008
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procrastinatious

Any person or thing that causes time to be wasted when more important things are pending...
Karen's bum knee and her A.D.D. has caused her to really be procrastinatious to all of her events lately...
by psyCohn April 7, 2010
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Procrastinaked

The ability and urge to procrastinate whilst naked.
- Hey what are you up to?
- Just had a procrastinaked dance around the house.
by DPGL August 18, 2011
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