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Private Parts

Soldier of the lowest military rank, pvt. Parts.
Can be a dick sometimes; occasionally a pussy.
"Where's Private Parts? "

"I don't know. He's AWOL again"
by Whoopty Doo! March 1, 2020
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Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)

Private was the lead mastermind behind the assassination of John F. Kennedy, but not limited to only him. He also committed systematic mass genocide in Auschwitz and was the lead commander of the 1st SS Panzer Division (Hitler's Personal Guard). He is the #1 wanted on the FBI watch list and has a bounty of around 150 million dollars .He also committed various war crimes in Northern Afghanistan during his 33rd deployment with Delta Force. These war crimes include:

1. Systematic mass genocide
2. Using chemical and biological weapons
3. Murdering more than 50,000 innocent civilians
4. Inhumane experiments on civilians
5. Use of napalm when not needed
6. Using weaponized small pox
7. Handing out "water" to civilians (it was full of Ebola cells)
8. Executing POW's
9. Assassinating military leaders
And 10. Extracting fluids from the human body, thus creating robots
Person 1: Hey, you know Private (From Penguins of Madagascar)?
Person 2: Yeah, the terrorist?
Person 1: Yes.
by Osama F. Hitler November 19, 2020
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Pricycle

A slang term for somebody who engages in sexual acts with fruit, particularly Bananas, Cucumbers, Watermelons and Pineapples.

The name stems from the word "Bicycle", where due to the strain of the fruit sex, the person ends up walking like they are riding a bike...
"Oh, that Emma, She's such a Pricycle"
"Yeah, that little fruit buggerer"
by Josh Knight May 2, 2006
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pretty privilege

Karl Jacobs. Yes Karl Jacobs is the definition to pretty privilege.
"Hey have you seen Karl Jacobs?"

"Oh yes he is so pretty, he's like the definition of pretty privilege"
by karljacobssupremacy May 16, 2021
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star private school

a school that is full of 6th to 8th graders that vape 24/7 and chammak 8 grade boys (abood.dxbbbbb) is one of them and boys leave their pouches in the computer lab to wait for the girls to go to the lab so that the boys can see them
"yo lets go to star private school's washroom and vape"
"yeahhh man"
by himalayan salt May 15, 2022
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nae nae privileges

A special privilege that allow you to nae nae without people calling you cringe. People will often want you to hand them over, but it is very special.
Your nae nae privileges, hand them over.
by TripleAron June 29, 2019
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private skittles

character from tankmen series. He is a sniper that has some of the funniest lines in the entire series.
skittles' dad: men have a penis

private skittles: I KNOW I HAVE A PENIS

soldier: what is private skittles doing up there

soldier 2: I dont know, but it sounds HOT

another line:
skittles: OH SHIT, ZOMBIES, FUCK. YOU ASSHOLES ARE ON YOUR OWN!
by Hehe I cheated April 23, 2021
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