pringle man

Pringle Man is Single and Ready to Mingle

"Pringle Man is Single and Ready to Mingle"
Joke

by CrakHed57 November 23, 2020

Pringle-pangle

Fucking somebody while eating pringles or any sort of edile chips/chrips.

Girl: *sucking* mmm so big
Boy: *Crunching pringle* bacon mmmm
Girl: wait why tf u pringle-pangle ing
Boy: hungry

by Saffronthesausagedog December 31, 2020

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset with any conviction. A panic seller. Synonymous with weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his Bitcoin at $11k because he's a little bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Pringle Hands

Unable to hold an asset through volatile price movement. A panic seller. Synonymous with paper hands and weak hands. Antonym of diamond hands.

Dave Portnoy sold his bitcoin at $11k because he's a weak bitch with pringle hands.

by DankHank808 February 22, 2021

Pringle-play

When you reach that age where it’s too difficult to fit your hand inside a Pringle container, so you lube up, and grab a chip with the urethra of your third leg.

Nowadays, Adrian ONLY uses Pringle-play when getting the “far-too-deep” crumbs at the bottom of the canister. Be like Adrian!

by QBaby247PoppinOffOnDeyAss October 13, 2021

Pringle-Wringler

A type of person who always eat Pringles and talks about how good they are

Person one: I just love pringles I wanna eat them everyday
Person two: Your such a Pringle-Wringler!!!

by ChickenNuggets135 January 18, 2023

Pringle canning

The brave act of fisting an asshole on either male or female, but you can’t go past the knuckles cause it’s bigger than a Pringles can 😉

I fisted a chick like pringle canning but I couldn’t go past my knuckles because it’s was like reaching for Pringles at the end of can.

by SD3535 September 7, 2023