Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.

Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.

by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010

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Hush Present

A gift (preferably jewelry) you give your girlfriend hoping she won't notice you still didn't put a ring on it.

Leah: Wow! What a nice bracelet!
Sally: Yeah it's another Hush Present.....
Leah: Oh Seriously!? That's why you don't give the milk for free
Sally: Don't I know it!

by Hushqueen July 31, 2012

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past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.

That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?

by lankylegs November 13, 2013

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A person that likes to talk nonsense and pull shenanigans by pretending.

Definition: phony
Synonyms: actor, charlatan, deceiver, dissembler, fake, faker, fraud, hypocrite, imitator, impostor, quack, snob

Holy shit...that guy Pooni is such a fuckin' false pretenda!

by Somal007 April 30, 2014

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Future Present

A term which replaces the word "future" to imply that the future will one day be the present.

The future present exists and will come to pass.

by twohander June 4, 2017

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Powerless Point Presentation

A presentation similar to a Powerpoint Presentation but not done on a computer. i.e. on a white board or large sheets of paper.

Justin: My computer broke down just before my Powerpoint Presentation was due so I brought a giant paper pad and some texta's and I am going to do a Powerless Point Presentation

by Hillsy1605 April 22, 2011

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polarpoint presentation

When the temperature in a conference or meeting room is turned way down to ensure that no one will be able to nod off during a meeting.

Man, is the temperature in that room hosed again? My fingers were numb by the end of that staff meeting!

Nah, I saw them jack the temperature down about 20 degrees right before the meeting started. Bob will lull everyone to sleep unless they make it a polarpoint presentation.

by jigsawz67 March 19, 2011

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