An individual who hijacks freely available powerpoints at airports, libraries, places of work etc and uses them to charge mobile devices, laptops, games consoles etc. at the supplier's expense.
Person A: WTF is this eight-way power board doing plugged into the spare wall socket for the printer? There are seven fucking adaptors hanging off it! Who owns all this shit?!
Person B: Oh, it belongs to Larry. That fucking power pirate is gearing up for the Star Trek conventions and needs all his phasers and shit charged up to battle Klingons around Uranus.
Person B: Oh, it belongs to Larry. That fucking power pirate is gearing up for the Star Trek conventions and needs all his phasers and shit charged up to battle Klingons around Uranus.
by Gun Arvidssen January 20, 2009
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1. A person who is familiar with the advanced, uncommon functions of a system.
2. An underhanded slight, directed at a person with an overly high opinion of their abilities or opinion: derogatory.
2. An underhanded slight, directed at a person with an overly high opinion of their abilities or opinion: derogatory.
1. "He was using all these crazy shortcuts; it was amazing", "Yeah. He's pretty much a power user."
2. "So he turned a simple request into a huge debate over architecture..." "What a power user!"
2. "So he turned a simple request into a huge debate over architecture..." "What a power user!"
by d_to_the_m_an November 24, 2010
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*TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN A MCR CHATROOM"
xxultraxemoxultraxmcrxfan- heyzzz ever1 isnt black parde da best cdzzzzz ever?
ixluvzxgerardxway- of cousezzz!!!! i luv mcr so effing much dey rock so hard! lolololol im so emozzzzz
real.mcr.fan- yeah i guess the black parade was cool, but the bullets cd is my favorite. i also love the inner story of the revenge cd!
ixluvxgerardxway- whatzzz ru taking bout dey only gotzzz 1 cd
real.mcr.fan- stupid my chemical romance poser
*you have been booted from this chatroom*
xxultraxemoxultraxmcrxfan- heyzzz ever1 isnt black parde da best cdzzzzz ever?
ixluvzxgerardxway- of cousezzz!!!! i luv mcr so effing much dey rock so hard! lolololol im so emozzzzz
real.mcr.fan- yeah i guess the black parade was cool, but the bullets cd is my favorite. i also love the inner story of the revenge cd!
ixluvxgerardxway- whatzzz ru taking bout dey only gotzzz 1 cd
real.mcr.fan- stupid my chemical romance poser
*you have been booted from this chatroom*
by East Park March 19, 2010
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Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Weeb god: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of god and anime on my side! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ExcusemesirWTF January 5, 2019
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thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.
thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.
prep: Oh my god! my life sux! so i went out and bought this 80$ shirt with skulls on it with my daddy's credit card.
me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-
me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-
by meaghan o. August 6, 2007
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Sounds easy doesn't it? "That tiny little shot will be through my system before the next one arrives", I hear you say. And that's how it starts. You can't wait for the next beep. You might even sneak a swig between minutes. You get through ten, and twenty with no worries. Only sixty? I could do this all night.
The confidence starts to fade around thirty. You're not pissed yet, but starting to feel a little tight in the guts. And the minutes keep coming. Every shot seems to double the pressure in your guts. You start ripping out massive burps which relieve the pressure a bit, but then it's time for the next one. As the alcohol starts to kick in, the minutes seem to fly. You dread the beep and flinch when it goes off. It takes you almost a full minute to down the shot. And there are still 12 to go. If you're lucky, you won't notice the last 10 through the haze. If you're unlucky, you'll be running around the back of the shed to puke... but if your friends are cool, as long as you make it back to your seat for the next minute, you can keep going.
Still not convinced? 60 shots is equivalent to 60 ounces, 1.8 litres, or a touch under a standard six pack. In an hour.
And if that's not enough, the hour of power is merely the poorer cousin of the true measure of binge-drinking prowess: the dreaded centurion...
See also boat race, cricket drinking game.
Sounds easy doesn't it? "That tiny little shot will be through my system before the next one arrives", I hear you say. And that's how it starts. You can't wait for the next beep. You might even sneak a swig between minutes. You get through ten, and twenty with no worries. Only sixty? I could do this all night.
The confidence starts to fade around thirty. You're not pissed yet, but starting to feel a little tight in the guts. And the minutes keep coming. Every shot seems to double the pressure in your guts. You start ripping out massive burps which relieve the pressure a bit, but then it's time for the next one. As the alcohol starts to kick in, the minutes seem to fly. You dread the beep and flinch when it goes off. It takes you almost a full minute to down the shot. And there are still 12 to go. If you're lucky, you won't notice the last 10 through the haze. If you're unlucky, you'll be running around the back of the shed to puke... but if your friends are cool, as long as you make it back to your seat for the next minute, you can keep going.
Still not convinced? 60 shots is equivalent to 60 ounces, 1.8 litres, or a touch under a standard six pack. In an hour.
And if that's not enough, the hour of power is merely the poorer cousin of the true measure of binge-drinking prowess: the dreaded centurion...
See also boat race, cricket drinking game.
by Choda Boy 57 October 2, 2007
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