One who has the proper credentials for pounding (pounding being anything that involves the sphincter or the vagina); often has hot loads emptied onto the forearm and/or shoulder, hitting the chin adds bonus points.
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Also known to break bunk beds while screwing a parole officer having sex for the first time post venerial-wart removal.
One who would be immune to all STDs and STIs, no matter how horridly whorish
One who takes the ring to Mordor (aka Elijah Wood)
One who can make wood look like metal... Is that it?
Also loves to leave woman wet, out of breathe and verbally and/or sexually assaulted.
Finally, one who finds a twenty dollar bill in inconspicuous place, i.e. vaginal walls or fallopian tubes (or in the butt)
Ethan earned his title of Certified Pounder after he became involved in a menage-de-toi with a monkey and a Skype camera... in the butt.
by fatbass October 30, 2011
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Get the monkey pounder mug.The act of sticking your penis in a girls vagina and sticking your fist up her ass crack to resemble a quarter pounder from Mac Donalds. The anal sex is the quarter pounder and the penis is the french fries you get in the combo meal to dip in a girls vagina or menstruation which is the fancy ketchup from McDonalds. The coke or drink from the combo meal is done by ejaculating in the asscrack or pussy of the girl to complete the combo meal.
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Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!
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Get the Double Pounder With Cheese mug.Fucking some one on the carpet so hard they get a rug burn. Usually the girl should be on her back because there is more skin rubbing against the carpet but can be any position where rugburn can occur.
Last night i gave _____ the Passini Pounder and now it looks like she laid out in the sun for to long and got burnt.
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"Yo dude, last night was such a pounder, I pounded 30 bud light pounders after ripping lines of pounders"-Person 1
"Wow, what a pounder-Person 2
"Dude, I went to the Wendys pounder and ordered a classic double pounder, what a pounder"
"I had a three bottles of wine pounder last night, I got pounded"
"This coronavirus is such a pounder"-Person 1
"Yeah, some communities are getting pounded by it"-Person 2
"Wow, what a pounder-Person 2
"Dude, I went to the Wendys pounder and ordered a classic double pounder, what a pounder"
"I had a three bottles of wine pounder last night, I got pounded"
"This coronavirus is such a pounder"-Person 1
"Yeah, some communities are getting pounded by it"-Person 2
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