potty surfing

(v) the act of dropping a turd in the toilet and having water splash up on your ass.

I just got back from potty surfing and my ass is soaked!

potty surfing by Snark Chariot November 3, 2011

potty soup 

A condition that occurs when many people use the same toilet but do not flush, thus creating a yellow/brown soupy broth in the bowl. This condition is most commonly found in public restrooms on interstate highways, in shopping mall restrooms and bathrooms in college dormitories.

I shouldn't have eaten lunch at Taco Bell because when I went to use the restroom at the mall I was confronted with potty soup in every stall!!!

potty soup by milty September 5, 2005

potty animal 

Someone for whom partying must include numerous, almost rhythmic bathroom breaks.

“You going to the can again, Bottom?”
“Don’t you know I’m a potty animal?”

potty animal by Bottom Ford, Esq December 27, 2010

potty ankle 

When you break your ankle after falling asleep on the toilet, your feet go numb and you stand up.

I have potty ankle because I broke it after falling asleep on the toilet!

potty ankle by pinktaco1313 March 7, 2016

Potty talk 

To swear like the word

Fuck
Shit
Ass
Ass wipe
Etc....

Little Timmy: don't use potty words
Me: fuck potty talk Ass wipe suck my dick you ugly cock gobbler
Little Timmy: 😞

Potty talk by Thekidnamedberry March 8, 2017

Potty training accidents 

Such as peeing on yourself.

Since I wasn't a newborn, I always held my pee to put on my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants, and relieved my potty training accidents of pee inside my cloth diapers, training pants, or underpants!

Potty training accidents by Turo Fernandez June 10, 2019

Potty dance

The dance you do when you are desperate to use the toilet to avoid peeing or pooping your pants.

That kid's doing the potty dance!
kid: Mommy I need to go potty!
seconds later, kid pees their pants

Potty dance by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020