dick-a-potty

when your dick gets caught in a porta potty.
oh fuck im in a dick-a-potty
by Buthel August 6, 2016
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Potty Topper

When one drops a nuke in the bathroom, and a dime sized trace amount of turd incidentally dribbles onto the toilet seat cover and is left to sit overnight, much to the shock and horror of the other tenants.
God I love when I wake up for class and my roommate left me a sexy potty topper to gobble up in the morning.
by Misterstitches November 21, 2019
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potty thug

Potty thug: Talking crap to people while you are using the restroom at work and then not responding. - Lady
Person one: why isn't Dave responding anymore.

Person two: that potty thug probably had to go back to work, what an ass.

Dave: I hate you guys!
by TheInfluence July 9, 2015
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potty chop

having pure short as fuck hair, ear level,
basically place a potty on your heed, and cut round it, u will then be a potty chop.
also known as a bowl cut.
have u seen that girls new hair cut, she had a potty chop and a half.
by madmowitdapottychop March 18, 2009
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Potty mouth

disease, the NHS has announces as it opens it first ever frozen faecal bank.

Frozen samples are being shipped around the country from a laboratory outside Portsmouth to relieve thousands sufferers of a previously incurable gut problem.

Every year in England more than 13,000 people suffer from Clostridium difficile, and one in five do not respond to conventional treatment.

The condition, which appears to be a side effect of antibiotics, causes people to lose control of their bowels.

Robert Porter, who is based in the Queen Alexandra hospital outside Portsmouth and works with scientists from Portsmouth University, estimated that the infection had a mortality rate higher than breast cancer.
J: hey you still battling from potty mouth, ?
Q: I think it's all cleared up now!

J: sorry about that
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 5, 2019
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potsie pottie

The act of congratulating, used to express joy in the success or good fortune of another.
I heard you got a promotion. Potsie Pottie!
by Letto June 15, 2009
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Potty Patrol

When at a club a group of women go into the bathroom together. Making sure all are safe from drunk men.
A woman walking to the bathroom alone and is approached by a drunk man the "Potty Patrol" has your back...No one goes to the bathroom alone.
by DiscoDuckie August 1, 2011
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