This is possibley the worlds most complicated sexual position ever invented. Requires 3 men a dog and a female amputee, all must be very flexible and missing most ribs. You will also need a pineapple, six feet of extension chord, a potato and a sharp pencil. This move needs a constant balance central fugle operator to keep everything in check. Firstly, one man balances his anus on a pencil, with his feet behind his neck. Then the dog balances on his erect penis and licks his nipples. The next man lays on his head, with his balls within easy licking reach. Then the amputee balances on her single leg, wraps herself in extension chord, puts a potato in her arse, rubs a pineapple on her clit and urinates on the pile. Job done. If all goes well, the big pile should resemble a postman with his hat.
A : Wow look at that, they're doin the unnaquainted postal worker.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need help.
B : It helps me sleep.
A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
B : Ooo i want some of that, gimme that pineapple.
A : That's fucked up, you need help.
B : It helps me sleep.
A : You sick fuck. Don't talk to me.
by ziggabrap July 9, 2009
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A girl who is so wonderful and beautiful that all you want to do is make her dinner, preferably pasta with spices.
Sexual acts MAY ensue, but the primary goal is to take care of her and make her delicious, delicious pasta.
Sexual acts MAY ensue, but the primary goal is to take care of her and make her delicious, delicious pasta.
Ted: Corm, come down to the OP, there are so many pasta girls.
Corm: Oh man, you're a liar, there aren't any pasta girls there right now, only dirty, dirty hussies.
Corm: Oh man, you're a liar, there aren't any pasta girls there right now, only dirty, dirty hussies.
by tedjasperc January 9, 2010
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by allison July 28, 2004
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The thing is, people don't realize the work that goes into properly doing copypasta. They think copypasta is something that slackers can do, or faggots, or assholes. It's not true. Copypasta is a dying artform and if you don't see that, I don't know what's wrong with you.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.
BTW, this wasn't a copy pasta, I just typed it out.
First of all, you sacrifice spending real time on /b/. You can't participate as much as you'd like to because you're so busy doing copypasta that you can't. As a result, you miss a lot of really great threads. Still, it's a sacrifice, so you do it.
There's also the problem of "Flood detected". This message can really hurt your progress. You should try to get your copypasta into every active thread and if you have to sit there waiting before the flood period is over, you lose valuable time. This is also very difficult.
Also, picking which threads should get a copypasta first are sort of difficult. There are threads that don't stay on the first page for very long, so you may be missing some of the more prominent threads. Of course, you should try to hit them all, but for the desire effect, you need to get into bigger threads quickly.
Finally, there's the moral problem. One thing about copypasta is that sometimes it feels good, but sometimes it feels bad.
BTW, this wasn't a copy pasta, I just typed it out.
by spam spam, lol September 4, 2008
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Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?
Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.
Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.
by They see me scrollin' on Tumbr November 3, 2012
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