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poosty

a stuck-up or snobby person, usually a girl or gay guy.
Alice: Did you see Chandra and her new Gucci purse?

Alex: How could I not? She kept on shoving it in my face. Damn, that bitch is so poosty!
by rebelwithacause911 March 17, 2010
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pootastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop, typically from a new baby, puppy or drunk adult, in which a rug, wall, piece of furniture, or adult clothing is soiled or destroyed.
Last Wednesday's pootastrophy sent daddy's new leather pants to the cleaners.
by big mama jdog May 2, 2006
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Mr Poostripes

A really smelly, runny shit. Named "Poostripes" because of his messy and diarrhoea-like qualities.
Phil: Holy shit! I just took a messy dump!
Adam: Let's call him Mr Poostripes!
by matrixbadger February 17, 2009
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The Pooter

The pooter makes the most realistic fart noises known to man. The pooter is used to get funny reactions out of people.
Hold the pooter in your hand and squeeze it as you walk by someone They will either look, become disgusted,or walk away real fast, and possibly all of the above and more!
by The World Famous Pooter January 13, 2009
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Pisot

Filipino word meaning uncircumcised, but in an unfavorable, derogatory manner. Someone who is pisot is not a man in Filipino society; someone who is dirty and unclean and still a child.
That dude is pisot so none of the girls will go out with him.
by Jason Corrigan June 16, 2008
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Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)
You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache
by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008
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Poot Sack

1a. Another term for rectum - mainly, the area which abdominal gas (a fart) builds up right before it is released from the anus.

b. The very bottom of the Descending Colon, or the very top of the anus.

2. Also used to describe an individual who is acting as an asshole, creep or
jackass.

3. Best known as an alternative term for “Up Yours” when preceded by the following words:
“Blow it out ya’…
Example 1:
-Employee firing himself in front of Boss-

BOSS: “John, your THC test came back positive.”

EMPLOYEE: “How could that be?”

BOSS: “May it be that you smoke marijuana,
or drink a lot of Mt. Dewww, perhaps?” j/k

EMPLOYEE: “EF YOU! BLOW IT OUT YA’ POOT SACK! I QUIT!”
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Example 2:
Hunter's mom wears her jeans all the way up in her Poot Sack.
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Example 3:
"I feel a biscuit 'bout ta' float out my Poot Sack."
by Chase&Crash March 14, 2007
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