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bookcase poser

someone who poses like they are smart;
a pseudo intellectual that likes to take pictures in front of books

the word "bookcase poser" comes from the media tradition of posing people (usually politicians etc) in front of a bookcase full of hard to read books to sell the impression that they are more intelligent than you
"hey homie,today on the news they interviewed bookcase poser, big bird ,from sesame street...man,that dude is a bird brain.he ain't read all them books!"
by reverend-triggafinga March 16, 2009
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Guitar Poser

A person who thinks he or she is cool because they buy guitars and/or acessories but in reality have ABSOLUTELY NO idea how to play a guitar
Kevin: Hey dude. Sweet guitar!
Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.
Kevin: What songs can you play?
Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....
Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!
by Kevrone June 21, 2009
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Poserholic

Name for somebody who deliberately takes photos with their drink in their hand, most common in teenagers who want to show that they were allowed to drink and getting drunk. Acting like its really cool to be off your face.
Teen 1: Pfft! Omg Dean is such a Poserholic look at him with two beers in each hand, bet he thinks hes the shit HAHA!

Teen 2: I'd say i was at the party and that was my freaking drink he was holding!
by Ab Fab March 26, 2009
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swing pusher

A man who is willing to do anything to get a single parent mother into bed.
Rodney spent all afternoon washing her car and ironing her underware because he was a swing pusher.
by symonsez March 28, 2003
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over poster

Some one who takes up an entire page on a message board to get one point across. Will typically take up 15 minutes of your day with a useless post. The post usually pertains to how he is better than you at something, thus taking up an entire page to do so when he could write one sentence.

we are better than you.
Skip is a classic over poster, he has wasted hours of my time with those drawn out posts on the message board.
by avondale May 1, 2008
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Google Poser

This term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly Google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.
Jane and John are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. Minutes into the conversations John suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. John is such a “Google poser” because he is passing off Google knowledge as his own!
by Princess Pa-Tina January 7, 2010
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Toke poser

Someone who has smoked weed very little and brags about it or brags about his/hers high all the time
by Anubis.ign January 17, 2019
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