Park the porpoise

A reference to placing your penis into your partners cavity ;)

Jimmy asked his girlfriend, "Can I park the porpoise tonight?" ;)

by ZILLAISGAWD August 1, 2017

Porpiglia

When a balding person of Italian decent has a threesom with a member of the same sex while they both wear pig outfits.

That crazy guy just porpigliaed with his boyfriend

by shicaca08 August 9, 2010

porpster

A porpster is an Annette...
Often quite annoying and tries intensely hard to avoid capture and is therefore seldom seen in the wild...
has occasionally been spotted in 18th century clothing as a disguise

"Have you seen a porpster?", 'no, no one has ever seen a porpster!'

by Net Manager November 21, 2006

Disgruntled Porpoise

When you are having intercourse with your lady friend from behind, and you pull out and try to insert in the back door, she cocks her head sideways and says "Enh enh! Enh enh!" like a disgruntled porpoise

I was getting it on with that girl I picked up at the bar last night, and when I tried to get a little Heiney love, she gave me the disgruntled porpoise!

by Birf October 20, 2012

Spinning hiroshima porpoise

a sex position in which you are standing on a water bed spinning in circles with a japanese partner...also, the water bed must have a dorsal fin.

Katie: I tried the spinning hiroshima porpoise last night.

Ben: and.. how was it?
Katie: AMAZING.

by britsonthebrain August 26, 2009

Porph

A porph is the sound a fart makes in a bathtub.

Dude! Did you hear that? I was just taking a bath & I farted and it went "porph"!

by boark August 4, 2009

one-eyed porpoise

When doing a girl doggy-style, switching holes without telling her so that (in a state of great surprise) she turns back to look at you with one eye and squeals.

After their romantic dinner, Nikhil took his linebacker girlfriend home and gave her the ol' one-eyes porpoise.

by Wolverine at MIT February 19, 2003