Porkchop Kid

When a kid is so ugly, you have to hang a porkchop on each ear just so the dog will like them.

Little Johnny is so ugly, he's a porkchop kid.

by Upnorthbetty January 22, 2024

Porkchop Titties

A fat guy who wears shirts that are to tight shoes of his Porkchop Titties

A women who breaths resemble those of an overweight man

Andrew has got to stop buying medium shirts, his porkchop titties are on display

by GrizzlyKen August 6, 2017

alabama porkchop

Something in a fancy restaurant someone by the name of say, Latasha Marie would order. Also commonly cooked by an incest person and with a side of purple crusty toenails.

Hi my name is Latasha Marie and I would absolutely love some... alabama porkchop

by ☆★Midas★☆ May 1, 2022

PorkChop

A man that knows how to lay the pipe to his milkshake

My pork chop knows how to please.

PorkChop never stops

by Milkshake2022 June 2, 2022

porkchop

a very offensive navajo slur, akin to the n-word for navajo people.

transliterated from the german Schweinekotelett.

Omg that porkchop!

by nanananabanana April 15, 2025

Porkchop

A yarn hat wearing individual armed with a laser pointer and the Airport noise abatement hotline on speed dial. Loves to blind pilots flying over and complain about the noise from the airport that has been there for 75 years.

If Porkchop doesn't want planes to fly over his house, then he shouldn't have bought a house right next to an airport.

Porkchop needs to stop shining lasers at planes.

by flyer fool September 1, 2023

porkchop

A very satisfying, rare piece of meat that every woman needs eventually.

Every chick needs a PORKCHOP and a pillow sometimes. Just facts.

by 5un53tt3r September 6, 2023