Doodle Poops

Entirely unintended and supplementary post shit farting.

I thought I was done, then I went back into the bedroom and had the worst doodle poops.

by MBadgerJ March 9, 2019

Spooky poops

Spooky poops are when you are sitting on the toilet, feel a poop come out, hear a splash, but there is no poop to be found.

Casper: Man I just had spooky poops.
Winston: I got you, fam.

by Yuge Lad May 27, 2020

Farty poops on my shit butt

When you fart so hard you poop in your pants and it spreads all throughout your shit butt. Usually a side effect of the weed being too fire.

Brayden: Holy shit this weed so fye I just farty poopsed on my shit butt
Jeff:damn
Brayden: I guess it's a severe case of Farty poops on my shit butt

by Sargonasa November 25, 2021

Slimy poops

Three friends, named Lucy,Flynn and Sierra :)

“Oh man, that’s the gnarliest group of slimy poops I’ve ever seen”

by Marie’s January 30, 2022

spider web poops

the sperm coating on ones poop after engaging in anal sex which once in the toliet looks like a spider web.

I just got porked in the butt and now I have spider web poops.

by D-n-C November 2, 2006

pre poops

pre poops is an uber cool/smart way to describe your food. It is called pre poops because its going to become a poop. (some part of it anyway)

Also used as a deterant when someone asks you what you are eating, and you dont really care enough to tell them.

Pissed off bitch: ew, what are you eating, that looks nasty.
Friend: looks good what is it?
You:(as your eating) pre poops.
Pissed off bitch: what?
Friend: LOL

by the scene queen August 24, 2010

The Poops

(n) a group pf girls who attend cross country and walk the whole time. They think they are the hottest things on earth and wear spandex everyday.

"Look guys, the poops are coming".
"Wow what do you know, they already took their shirts when they're not even gonna run."
"i hate the poops".

by blondiiiii247 June 16, 2010