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Poontang

Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang
by Joel September 23, 2003
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poontangaler

One who is a master, recreational poontang harvester. One who is equipped and licensed to handle poontang from a sporting sense.
“Dad, Mommy is talking with the poontangaler at the bar!”
“…yep got my poontangler’s license from getting a confirmed bang on that wicked hot Italian chick.”
(the word poontangler was first seen in media with the refference in the 1980's hit The Breakfast Club when in the first few seens there is a engraveing on a desk that said "POONTANGLER"
by the only true poontangler December 10, 2009
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poogitable

An otherwise-worthwhile restaurant or bar marred by poor service.
"The food is excellent, but the waitresses are totally obnoxious; that place is a complete poogitable."
by trivtriv February 16, 2010
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Poogitive

Poogitive: Noun: Instead of 'Fugitive', this is pronounced 'Poo-gitive':

This person was actually the first to go #2 (poo; dump; drop the kids off at the pool; etc.) in the bathroom today, did not give warning, and did not spray any air-freshener once said dump was complete. This course of action caused everyone in the office (or household) to point the big finger at the 2nd person to use the toilet, though the 1st person in was actually to blame.
Person 1: (uses bathroom 1 to relieve his/her bowels)

Person 2: (waiting for bathroom 1 to be free so that he/she can urinate)

Person 1: (finishes taking a dump)

There are no words exchanged between P1 and P2. Although, P1 should have given some type of warning.

Person 2: (walks into the death-trap of poo-scent, and urinates because he/she has been waiting so long that there is no other choice but to just use the toilet)

Person 2 walks out of the bathroom just as 1 or 2 people walk by. They, of course, smell the poo-scent and automatically believe that Person 2 is the culprit, or 'Poogitive'. Really, Person 1 is the hardcore Poogitive.

* This situation can be another definition for 'Catch Twenty-Poo'
by L-Stop January 13, 2011
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Poont

(verb) The embarrassing action of waving to a stranger when you think it's your friend.
Dude, I thought I saw James at the movies, so I waved but it turned out to be a poont.

OMG, I just poonted because I saw Larry. I'm so embarrassed.
by Roserval January 17, 2017
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poolitics

When politics stinks like poo because it has the power to make people think and do shitty things on all sides of the poolitical spectrum.
Poolitician: I promise to make this country the greatest toilet manufacturing nation in the world to meet the endless demands of poolitics.

*The oppoosition repsonds by flinging their poo*
by Chumptownpresident March 4, 2017
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poonster

guy #1 what's a poonster

guy #2 its not a fucking word you just say it for no reason
by Robloxgamer6969 March 3, 2019
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