poned

A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).

"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."

by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

Poned

To have had sex. Not the same as pwned.

"Dude, I totally poned her last night!!"

by Applehead08 March 9, 2010

poned

a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.

Sally: oh my god, you got poned
John: it's "pwned" you dumb fuck

by cashmere9969 May 28, 2008

poned

i dumb ass was to say a stupid ass word!

owned, started as a mis-type

dont use poned. if you do your not ''cool''

by supra caution February 28, 2010

poney knockers

Big boobs, it's generally used by northern ontario residence but it is derived from swedish slang for fake boobs.

She has big poney knockers.

by nappies;lkl;k;lk January 14, 2010

Poned

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

by Bryan October 13, 2004

Baloney Poney

Your dick.

She was riding my baloney pony all night long

by DeadzeroCustom September 18, 2003