fish stick poncho

a Fish Stick Poncho is something used used to keep a penis from getting diseased or impregnating a smelly or fishy vagina. Another term used for such things could be a condom.

Late night booty call with a stranger calls for a fish stick poncho.

by Jamesbanks89 January 13, 2014

poncho villa

a mexican blanket thats good for walking around in with a friend

my rainbow one!! im not gay

by poncho villas rock October 27, 2003

Picnic Rug Poncho

That thing your teacher wears to try and look sophisticated but instead just makes all the seniors stare and mock.

Girl: Holy Fuck!! What is Miss Richarsonismjs wearing ?!

Friend: I have heard about those... its supposed to be a plait poncho but looks more like a picnic rug

Girl: Ewww!!! Why!!! A picnic rug poncho. That deserves a demerit or better yet a detention.

by GoodOneFucker May 24, 2014

dirty mexican (aka Poncho)

greasy, slippery, fun loving, 30+ yrs of age who dresses like a metrosexual tween. (often seen in holister garb). Of questionable Mexican heritage. Although fond of tequila, crack and puck bunnies...has discerning taste when it comes to beer burglers

q: "See that dirty old dude checkin out the sales girl at Holister?
A: Yeah...What a dirty mexican (aka poncho)
A: Agreed...such a Poncho

by mouse podi fpk December 9, 2008

poncho pal

when you share a used condom with a friend, thereby sharing your protective gear and becoming pals for life

yo man it's wet as hell in there, can i be your poncho pal so i don't get her preggo?

by qrey92 November 12, 2012

hooded poncho

when you rip off a girls labia

man i gave my girlfriend a hooded poncho last night and i had to take her to the emergency room

by strudel77 October 4, 2008

poncho party

Girls pooping and peeing on top of guys during intercourse while extremely intoxicated. (while wearing ponchos).

Yo I went to this poncho party and it smelled so bad. Poop an pee everywhere.

by Poncho whore April 21, 2014