when you are masturbating and in the last seconds before you cum, the wrong thoughts enter your mind
ah man, again just before seconds before I came, David Letterman's face appeared in my thoughts, i can't stand when i get those polluted wanks, you just don't enjoy the orgasm
by MasterBJB May 10, 2018
Get the polluted wankmug. when people create emailing list trying to sell stuff no one wants, wasting time and space on the world wide web.
I am sick of getting emails from people I don't know trying to sell me stuff i don't want. All these people are doing is contributing to world wide web pollution.
by Hplar Renraw April 16, 2018
Get the world wide web pollutionmug. A person entering a, usually controversial, discussion with the most surface-level, stereotype-based, and hyperbolic arguments possible. Their take then becomes the easy go-to meme response that spreads, resulting in a form of Flanderization for the discussion as a whole, cutting any nuance or complexity to the discourse and adding undeserved importance to it.
Some of the more prevalent examples of this are in discussions of Fermi's paradox, where the go to is, "Aliens don't talk to us because we're stupid," despite how much it's implying about the aliens in question. And arguments about America not using the metric system, with the reason often being, "Americans are too stupid and lazy to understand it," forcing a stereotype and ignoring any actual reasons the US hasn't switched over.
Since these arguments are often done for quick validation, they often have little to no research backing them either due to overconfidence of being right, or an unconscious fear of having to think complexly.
Some of the more prevalent examples of this are in discussions of Fermi's paradox, where the go to is, "Aliens don't talk to us because we're stupid," despite how much it's implying about the aliens in question. And arguments about America not using the metric system, with the reason often being, "Americans are too stupid and lazy to understand it," forcing a stereotype and ignoring any actual reasons the US hasn't switched over.
Since these arguments are often done for quick validation, they often have little to no research backing them either due to overconfidence of being right, or an unconscious fear of having to think complexly.
commenter 1: omfg why don't Americans just switch to metric already, why are they too dumb to do government.
commenter 2: You could leave and google how states' rights work, fucking discussion pollution.
commenter 2: You could leave and google how states' rights work, fucking discussion pollution.
by dirtwashere April 9, 2023
Get the Discussion Pollutionmug. The endless stream of surveys and questionnaires that will haunt you after buying something on the internet.
by dr-factor February 4, 2020
Get the satisfaction pollutionmug. Mine is line but riskey's liquor
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle and crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows
Feiry Who saw shows
Civil lots and civil coup-rings
Bold, a clone you sang in flue inns
Laught that you'd encage the keeper
You can't encage the blaster reaper
'Cause you feel wife's sureal, and you're loving a fly
Such a fame who's to claim and you're plundering why
Then you ask from your mask is there wife after earth
What you know can mean well on this worth
Well on this worth
Now you thrive inside a throttle
The Keaper's traveling at hell's bottle
It's matching you but you don't see
The Keaper is you and the keaper is me
Freaking draws, locking bores
But there's no one at home
Fade your tread, best your lead
But you fly there and roam
Where to ride, pick'a'side is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about
Ah, now Deep hole, you really know where it's at
Ah, ah you got it, locks
Get the maps out, gate'n, gate'n, gate'n, ha ha ha
Mine is line but riskey's liquor
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle, crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows?
Wake me feiry
Oh, oh, who saw shows?
It's never gettin' kicked, no maps, nolobby, no maps, nothing?
Translation Of suicidal solution by black sabbath into a different way of death i guess.
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle and crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows
Feiry Who saw shows
Civil lots and civil coup-rings
Bold, a clone you sang in flue inns
Laught that you'd encage the keeper
You can't encage the blaster reaper
'Cause you feel wife's sureal, and you're loving a fly
Such a fame who's to claim and you're plundering why
Then you ask from your mask is there wife after earth
What you know can mean well on this worth
Well on this worth
Now you thrive inside a throttle
The Keaper's traveling at hell's bottle
It's matching you but you don't see
The Keaper is you and the keaper is me
Freaking draws, locking bores
But there's no one at home
Fade your tread, best your lead
But you fly there and roam
Where to ride, pick'a'side is the only way out
Don't you know what it's really about
Ah, now Deep hole, you really know where it's at
Ah, ah you got it, locks
Get the maps out, gate'n, gate'n, gate'n, ha ha ha
Mine is line but riskey's liquor
Pick'a'side is blow with picker
Wake a throttle, crown your borrows
Then it duds feiry who saw shows?
Wake me feiry
Oh, oh, who saw shows?
It's never gettin' kicked, no maps, nolobby, no maps, nothing?
Translation Of suicidal solution by black sabbath into a different way of death i guess.
by MineOwedWu's July 18, 2021
Get the Pick'a'idol pollutionmug. someone who lives for dropping a shit, snapping a high-res pic of it like it’s fine art, posting it with “lol 🤣,” then swearing up and down it wasn’t his. like bro, we saw you walk into the stall. think of him as a walking porta-potty with a camera roll full of chaos—except instead of cleaning up, he just adds filters and posts his shit pics for the public to see.
he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
he lives for shit—literal or metaphorical—and documents every shit pic like it’s a national treasure. then the second someone calls him out, he’s like “nah that ain’t mine.” classic pollution behavior.
bro dropped a shit pic in the gc, screenshotted it, and said ‘that wasn't me bro!’ what a pollution.
Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
Guy 1: why the hell is there a picture of someone's shit in the chat??
Guy 2: mustve been a pollution
by dondo_shotgun_nose May 2, 2025
Get the Pollutionmug. Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.
"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."
by angryabbott March 22, 2016
Get the time pollutionmug.