The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

The Pokémon battle

A sexual act while you and a friend of yours hides in your homies closet while he fucks his step-sister(or anyone, it’s doesn’t matter but it’s best if it’s the step-sis) in a Pokémon costume and then cum on each other preferably while screaming that Pokémon’s name

Hey jack, remember when we did The Pokémon Battle in johns closet?
Yeah, it’s was great!

by IGotAidsFromAMintChipCookie October 27, 2020

also Pokémon sw/sh

every negative argument but national pokedex removal and wasted story, is trash and just something nitpicked to be nitpicked

also Pokémon sw/sh: i agree some parts are wasted potential but really, is it that bad to still be talked about in 2021, 2 years after its initial launch?

by someone else thats not u January 11, 2021

Pokémon health

Term used when an enemy in a game has little to no health

That should have killed him! He had Pokémon health

by Knsloc March 6, 2021

Pokémon Go

A Game where you walk around catching Pokémon. Many famous people play play this game such as Lachlan and Mystic7.

Woah it’s a charmander!
Woah and there is a squirtle.
This is an amazing place to play Pokémon Go!

by Sparkzy April 13, 2021

Pokémon Cards

God's gift to the world. The holographic Pokémon Cards grant power and wealth to one who possesses it. Especially a holographic Charizard.

Person 1: "Wanna Trade Pokémon Cards?"

Person 2: "Yeah. You can have one of the holographic Charizards that I have and never use."

Person 1 (Holding Holographic Charizard): IIIIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!

by Maya Butreeks May 7, 2021

Pokémon Catching

The sport of kidnapping wild animals, objects and other random shit and stuffing them in your balls, only to force them into fights with other wild shit and other kidnapped’s beasts.

Person A: What is your hobby?
Me :Pokémon Catching

by Tyxy7 July 19, 2022