Pokémon champions

a new Pokémon spinoff about battling

guy 1:you heard about Pokémon champions
guy 2:yeah bro i hope it fixes dexit

by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025

Pokémon

A video game where you kidnap animals and force them to fight against their will.

I threw a Pokéball at the Pokémon Sprigatito.

by nishijezza October 19, 2023

Pokémon rule

The Pokémon rule is when someone says that they pick one of two options and then say “I choose you!”

Cody Rhodes said he wasn’t going to go to wrestlemania against Roman Reigns, only to say at a later date“I choose you Roman Reigns!” Putting in a fake out Pokémon move meant that they picked one of two options and said “I choose you!” Like a fake out and the Pokémon rule

by MFNLGZ February 12, 2024

Pokémon

For people that exist this game is a reminder of the fact that anything can be a waifu or husbando

My favorite Pokémon to marry is….. all of them

by Stupidity.I’m November 24, 2022

Catch a Pokémon

A cheeky way to tell your partner you’re about to show some enthusiastic affection by slapping your balls on her face— Pokémon-style.

P1: Dude, why the fuck is your ladies cheeks red??
P2: I decided to "Catch a Pokémon" last night, lol.

by ImOffensive October 18, 2025

Pokémon Mega EX

Getting a blumpkin while one ecstasy and Xanax

“Yo bro, let’s go to the Dennys to do a Pokémon Mega EX

by jackjackciwa August 18, 2025

Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025