ponce chariot

A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.
What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
by The Mossfish July 9, 2016
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Ponce

She from Ponce, she must have cooties in her pussy.
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Ponce

An individual who preys on others.
That Jeremy Corbyn is a right ponce!
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Ponce Pillow Princess

Married, attached or single woman who likes to hang around Swinger/Lifestyle couples socially; acts somewhat bi- sexual in social settings where there is flirting, light touching and kissing. (Really not bi, just showing off for husband/boyfriend).

Somewhat socially awkward so must get buzzed on alcohol, drugs or both. Will allow women to go down on them but rarely ever if ever reciprocates.

Never will touch or play with Swinger/Lifestyle guy but also never tells single male or married male their true nature out of fear they won’t be asked to LS events/parties.
“She is such a Ponce Pillow Princess, she is never gonna touch another husband!”
by Georgianna Stakbox January 18, 2021
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Ponce

A fat nonce that likes to slip their nose into a hairy asshole
Dude 1:Dude that nonce just keyholed a hairy asshole!

Dude 2:OMG what a ponce!
by Watford for the league June 1, 2019
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Abill Ponce

The most annoying person you will ever meet he thinks he can get all the bitches but in reality it is all in his dreams. His dick is extremely small because ever single time he has sex the girls are always unsatisfied.
Abill Ponce will always be a loner
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Juan Ponce Enrile

TL: Masamang damo, taong hindi namamatay. Malaking balimbing rin ayon kay Cory Aquino.

EN: Bad person and an immortal man. A massive turncoat according to Cory Aquino.
TL: Uy tingnan mo, nagka-COVID si Juan Ponce Enrile, pero ayaw ni Satanas na mamatay siya dahil baka mapatalsik siya ni Enrile sa impeyrno

EN: Hey look, Juan Ponce Enrile got COVID, but Satan does not want him to die because he might be overthrown by Enrile in hell.
by Shitsta_sucks July 22, 2022
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