Quirky with the plasters

A term used by someone in my school who thinks they're epic. Wrong.

I'm so quirky with the plasters mate you can't even

by Meiwosk September 13, 2021

plastering

Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.

I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.

by kiddyfiddler101 March 15, 2024

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

Plastered

when your stomach is an airbnb for alcohol

“My mom put white wine in the pasta sauce last night... i’m ducking plastered right now”

-tiktok

by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019

plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"

Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.

by Azza1 January 22, 2015

plasterers bucket

Plasterers Bucket

After a night of anal sex, his /her arse was like a plasterers bucket.

by Frenchy Leeds August 5, 2018

Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017