pk

A person who never plans for things that must be planned, instead jumping jumping on someone's misfortune to take their unused plan

The groom doesn't show up to the wedding so a groomsan says to the bestman "you should pk that bitch she's free and ready"

by cookyjar January 21, 2026

PK

short for "pastor's kid". PKs are usually either
a) an insufferable goody two shoes with a stick up their ass or
b) absolutely, totally, batshit insane. drinking, smoking, partying--you name it, they've done it, and probably the night before church.

person 1: i get all my shit from julia, she's my dealer.
person 2: damn, isn't her dad a pastor?
person 1: yeah she's one of the crazy PKs

by clxmentine February 23, 2025

PK

A pk is a pocket knife

Baeboi im in da store right i see my opp walk in the store im w my manz i said ayo we on this nigga we chase him down the block i pull my pk out and start stabbing baeboi

by EMAN2VALID August 10, 2025

PK*

A senior member of a gaming community. Prone to fits of rage (including road rage) and uncontrollable urges to LTP with himself. Can be pacified with some high qual greenage in Billy Bong Thorton.

"PK* won't leave me alone, he keeps rubbing up & down on my leg."

by Eviserju February 3, 2005

PK-

The name we kept for our chicken nugget dog we were supposed to get together. We’re no longer together and it hurts more than anything.

“We should name our dog PK-.”

by pMisio November 3, 2025

PK Fire

A video game move in Smash Bros, where a small kid with an annoyingly high pitch reiterates the words "PK Fire," to show the gamers that juveniles are just as dangerous as anthropomorphic characters and Italians.

Any Character: Imma yeet on you now
Ness: PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire! PK Fire!

by A4 Page January 28, 2019

PK Fire

The move that ALL Ness mains spam in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. More annoying than almost any other type of spam move, besides PK Freeze. If you're friends with a PK Fire spammer, be happy you're not on their bad side.

PK Fire! -Ness
I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL MURDER THIS MAN!!! -Most people that lose to PK Fire.

by Mr.Noob12 April 8, 2019