1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver

A sexual feat that requires the aid of a trustworthy pilot, oil, feathers, and a horny countrymen with nothing better to do. A male covers himself in oil, then proceeds to roll around in a pile of feathers. If done correctly, he'll almost appear to be a bird. The male then straps himself into a World War 1 open cockpit bi-plane. At exactly 9,865 feet, the male jumps out of the plane, without a parachute, plummeting towards the ground at terminal velocity. During this time the male becomes aroused, then makes his penis perpendicular to the ground, and then finally flaps his arms imitating a bird like motion before smashing "dick first" into the ground. This feat was first done by the famous Oklahoma resident Harry Sack in 1948 thus, giving the feat the name "1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver". This same feat can be done to a woman however, you would also need to hire a skillful mathematician in order to figure out the exact timing to jump from the aircraft.

Joe: Dude i would totally have sex with Sally
Colin: I wouldn't have sex with her, i'd give her a 1948 Oklahoma Pile Driver!

by TESTICLETWISTER September 6, 2013

Brampton Pipe Cleaner

A sexual act where a female inserts her erect nipple into a man's urethra.

Hugh Grant was arrested for getting a Brampton Pipe Cleaner from a prostitute.

by Mantaztik March 31, 2009

lay the pipe

To fuck a girl REAL GOOD.
So hard she's begging and crying for you not to stop and because the orgasm is so damn good.

I laid the pipe WELL on this chick last night. She was shakin' when I got done with her!!

by 4 June 26, 2004

ear pimple

A painful zit inside your ear that is damn near impossible to pop.

"I have an ear pimple, it hurts!"

by Gicky July 22, 2008

Pile of pants

Nonsense, bullshit or lies. What politicians often say.

"With regard to your claim to be a national of Afghanistan, the Secretary of State thinks that this is a pile of pants."

by Dick Wright-Upham December 3, 2010

ham pile

(huh-am)*(pie-el)
1) a gross vagina dripping with ooze, cold and clammy, and sticking together like cling wrap so it needs to be peeled apart.
2) slightly mushy.

"so dude, i was getting with this chick and i was stoked because she had a huge rack, but when i pulled off her pants she had a total ham pile and it reeked!"

by michael kevin john rubin trainor quinn December 24, 2006

come throw the pipe

“piping” someone means fucking them

And we got a lotta time (time)
Baby, come throw the pipe (pipe)

by comfy user November 2, 2021