pipes

A woman’s bits, best talked about in hushed tones by gynaecologists.

Adam: I heard her pipes were all twisted and rotten since she spawned that devil child.
Leo: Shhh, you’re no gynaecologist.

by I am Alan July 30, 2008

a pipe

An alternative to a hole, otherwise know as ass hole, or bum hole, or anus, or shit hole.

You're such an a pipe
Stop being such an a pipe

by Johnny July 23, 2003

pipe-on

An erection of the penis; hard-on, boner, bone-on, wood.

Roxanne: That guy in this fuck flick is gonna cum any minute!
Lucy: How do you know?
Roxanne! Look how red his pipe-on is!

by pentozali November 27, 2009

pipe

The lowest form of loser a human being can possibly be, he/she/it is "that guy" that no one likes because of sheer lameness. Reserved only for the universe's biggest faggots and Canadians. "Getting piped" is when you get fucked over.

Man, that guy Andrew is a pipe. He brought his iPad to prom and did accounting.

Man, that Cokely is such a pipe. He thinks the South should be able to secede from the Union, and cried when he didn't get into the Navy.

That advanced quantum physics test piped me so fucking hard!

by Rocky Falboa September 20, 2011

Pipe-to-pipe Bushman

Another word for a homosexual. Can have implications of paedophilia and/or outdoor sex.

- 'Mate, check out that weird guy in the raincoat and glasses!'

- 'Fuck! look at his moustache. He looks like a real pipe-to-pipe bushman'

by Mr Knish October 19, 2008

The Pipe

An orgy consisting of 36 men who all preform anal on eachother's asses. Everyone lines up from fastest to slowest. The fastest cummers start from the back of the line. When everyone comes in their partners ass it appears to look like a pipeline of cum that travels and finally comes out the last guy at the end.

Are you going to The Pipe tonight?

by Quantum Walrus May 22, 2016

Piping

When someone or something is extremely embarrassing

This is so piping

by Jonathan luckburg March 1, 2017