Poughkeepsie

read the first definition, and then add this to the bottom:

its a place where all the kids in middle and high school wished they were from New York City and they all want to be like 50 Cent, G-Unit, The Game, the Gotti boys, etc.

its basically a college town with alot of colleges near it or in it, and all the kids/college people go clubbing almost every night and drink alcoholic beverages all the time. if you dont drink and go to the club, atleast on wed, thurs, fri, sat, sun, mon, (note i left out tuesday on purpose) then you are not considered "cool" or "popular".

boy1: yo im from the Bronx homieeee
man1: nigga, stfu you from Poughkeepsie. you went to the Bronx to see a fucking Yankee game.
boy2: im from Queens homieeee
man1: shut the hell up you little bitch, you from Poughkeepsie too. you went to Queens to go to LGA and JFK.
boy3: yo yo yo!! im from Manhaten!! Uptown baby!
man1: oh puh-lease. youre just a doofy lil motherfucker who wishes he was from Manhattan. learn to spell it right bitch. go back to your mansion in Poughkeepsie.
boy4: im from BK Brooklyn nukka!
man1: please dont EVER say "nukka" you fucking retard. and just because you just said "nukka" you automatically are not from Brooklyn.
boy4: Staten Island sucks... i know because i used to live there.
man1: no you didnt. you dont even know where Staten Island is. go back to Poughkeepsie.
boy6: ive been to The Bronx to watch a baseball game, ive been to Manhattan to watch a play, ive been to Queens to go to the airport, ive been to Brooklyn to go to Coney Island. and im from Poughkeepsie.... but i LOVE NYC alot, and i wish i was from there.
man1: finally someone with enough sense! bravo, kid.

by real NYer May 18, 2006

Pought-Ment

1.Common pronunciation by Atlanta residents of the word aprtment.

2.A tenament style dwelling or self contained housing unit. Typically an apartment, effiecincy, or condominium.

3. A public housing project unit.

I need to call the landlord about the roach problem at my pought-ment.

by Jewbacka August 18, 2013

Poughkeepsie Middle School

The next most ghetto institution of learning in the Hudson Valley, Next to Poughkeepsie High School. Its primary gangs are KBz KGz TND PLM etc. We have the baddest bishes around incuding Billy, Sha, Zai Paradise Rhynnah, Nelly Nisee etc.

Dont mess wid that nigguh hes from Poughkeepsie Middle School

by OmgheeItsmee June 5, 2011

Ploughman Loaf

A Term used by bakers with reference to wanting to have sex with a hot Co-Worker

"Hey man, have you heard that Talty is working with this hot chick Kobi"?

"Yeah bro, He told me that she has been copping the Talty Ploughman Loaf for a while now"

"I wouldnt mine giving her some of my Ploughman Loaf"

by bigtuna123 October 19, 2011

plough

word meaning the opposite or used for sarcasm

person 1: i dropped the halfpipe first time i ever skated

Person 2: yeah as in plough

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Person 1: i dropped the halpipe first time i ever skated

Person 2: plough you did

by dom265 August 19, 2007

Ploughjury

When you wake up in the morning and you have sustained an injury from a vigorous plough (AKA Sex). Usually only occurs to box.

Common Forms of Ploughjury include;
- Men snapping their bango string
- Bruising to the pubic bone
- Strain to the hip flexors
- Pulling a hammie
- Stretched box
- Friction burn
- Carpet burn/ Pube Burn
- Blue Balls
- Cramp
- Pink eye

Brad won his grand final and ploughed Millie. The next morning she couldn't walk straight because she had sustained a "Ploughjury" to her public bone (thats where your pubes are if you had them, but she didnt).

by I am Millie69 September 20, 2010

Pought-Ment

1.Common pronunciation by Atlanta residents of the word apartment.

2.A tenament style dwelling or self contained housing unit. Typically an apartment, effieciency, or condominium.

3. A public housing project unit.

I need to call the landlord about the roach problem at my pought-ment.

by Tommy Hall August 18, 2013