the process of taking a partner, and while standing, turn him or her upside down while the partner blows you and you squat up and down continuously.
NOTE: May cause some head injury
NOTE: May cause some head injury
by Rpalocio November 4, 2011

Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

The process of fucking your cousin (with your dad) in a shed, with a blindfold on your dick and riding a tractor upside down and singing Yankee Doodle dandy. Your cousin has to be tied sideways to the wall, or it is illegal.
by RnR-Jokes September 21, 2018

When it becomes necessary for a man to use a shovel in any way during sexual intercourse for any reason.
"Hey man, how'd it go with my sister last night?"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"
"Right on, man!"
by Mississippi d April 20, 2015

Numbing the upper extremadies of a voluntary significant other with Novacane (or drug of choice), the wrapping your silly willy with moose jerky and proceeding to piledrive that thang into next week. The drug usage is only meant to make it more comfortable and is completely optional if you are a savage. When climaxing, typically the male and female match tonal frequencies in the celebratory imitation of a moose climax. First attempted by the WWE wrestler "Moose" who was both an expert at piledriving, and being a Moose.
Person 1: "Have you heard of this thing called the Moose piledriver?"
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
Person 2: "Yeah dude, I heard that's what gay people do"
Person 1: "Don't be a fucking homophobe, Tom, Jesus. If a man wants to wrap his dick in Moose jerky and shove it in his partner, HE CAN DO THAT OKAY, IT'S 2017, MAN."
Person 2: "I wasn't being homophobic it was just a joke, Brad."
Person 1: "Yeah, well I did a Moose Piledriver last week with my girlfriend so that proves it's not just 'a thing gay people do'."
Person 2: "Yeah, but it's still fucking weird. You're disgusting"
Person 1: "It's 2017 Tom, get hip."
by 69 Moose Pile Drive June 16, 2017

Sending a bald eagle in search for a hot stripper, bringing her back and tie her around a flag pole with the American flag waving in the wind with the bald eagle standing on top of the flag pole watch as Cam Newton throws a perfect spiral of absolute destruction into her. AMERICA FUCK YEAHHHHHHH!!
Luke: Cam Newton with the American Piledriver of Destruction, did amazing.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
Liam: Oh shit, I was once asked to do that.
by geageoheglhaen December 5, 2015

A sexual act when one stuffs their significant others vagina full of cookie dough or a clay coloured ice cream and roughly piledrives her. Afterwards, you would like it out similar to how a Peruvian parrot would like a clay wall.
by Mr Smex August 1, 2025
