Piano Cat

Can we all remember arguably the greatest meme of all time? Piano Cat was Earth's heart and soul, and no I dont wanna hear about "actually, tetonic plat-" THEYRE NOT! Piano Cat is THE meme. Please give a round of plause for Piano Cat. Rest in peace.

Random dude: hey did you hear piano cat di-
Everyone: SHUT UP YOU PIECE OF SH*T! (Rip piano cat)

by Piano Cat October 18, 2019

piano mouth

Used as a euphemism for bad or rotten teeth. A comparison of one's good and bad teeth to the keys of a piano.

"Oh great, here comes piano mouth."
"I could've gone without seeing piano mouth today"

by Baditaliansausage January 2, 2017

dropping the piano

Being a total douchebag by abusing your powers to derail and trash a much beloved project for your own personal amusement.

I can't believe Chuck ended up dropping the piano on his own show.

by Jeff Dude February 20, 2015

Creamy Piano

When a man ejaculates onto a womans or another mans teeth. Sliding your penis across the teeth and making Piano noises is optional.

Man she has such amazing teeth, I'd love to give her a creamy piano!

by Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster December 9, 2008

grand piano

88 kilograms of any type of drug. Derived from the song Da Rockwilder by Method Man & Redman. "You ship off ki's and we ship grand pianos."

While Carlito was busy moving kis, I was moving grand pianos.

Two weeks ago I sold a ki of cocaine, but now I have a grand piano of heroin.

by The One and Only Ross January 3, 2008

piano monkey

Someone who plays the piano like a wild monkey.

piano monkey, tori amos, jazz pianists, etc...

by JC of CA October 16, 2008

practicing piano

An extremely stressful process including playing scales, pieces, chords, etc. Can take anywhere from 30 minutes to 5 hours. Usually ends in sore hands and fingers and temporary insanity.

i just spent 3 hours practicing piano, i want to tear off my hands.

by caitlizzin August 27, 2008