pimp 

An acronym for Poop In My Pants

Do you know where the bathroom is? I am going to pimp it.

pimp by Pimped It October 4, 2007

PIMP 

PeeInMyPants

Wendy tells a joke via text message to Carl.
Carl's response:

"LOLROFLPIMP"

Translation: Carl just Laughed Out Loud, Rolled on the Floor Laughing, and Peed in His Pants.

PIMP by tomnjerrys March 24, 2011

pimp 

Somebody who sells whore and makes lots of profit out of it...

If you feelin like a pimp, nigga go on brush yo shoulders off

Ladies is pimps too, go on brush yo shoulders off

pimp by ggirl April 27, 2004

pimp 

To make ones CV absolutely fabulous in a manner that any employer will read and immediately feel joy and love for the CV writer

I'm going to have to pimp my CV due to the calibre of the other applicants.

pimp by Simon Bottoms February 16, 2008

Pimp 

One (maybe a hustler) who matches or procures prostitutes to others

The pimp found him a nice whore

Pimp by A non-anus (Anonymous) May 28, 2006

PIMP 

P-People
I-Into
M-Masturbating
P-Penises

example...all those gay "PIMPs" in the pictures.

PIMP by yourmomspimp May 17, 2007

PIMP 

to be a pimp you must do these things
1 walk like a 70s disco man
2 wear alot of purple
3 get drugs
4 get cane
5 get a ho or 2 or 3
6 abuse ur ho and call her by YO BICH!!!

im a pimp
im gonna go pimp that ho over there

PIMP by da_friendly_demon December 11, 2003